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his civiliansona is so cute... like hello Mr. Fring :)

[idyllphile]

when a scary fictional man becomes a scared fictional man. that's so important

[idyllphile]

someone popped up with a camera and Nacho instinctively served but Gus just froze and stared

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imagine you go to help a small business owner with his finances, and you realize there's almost $82,000 he should have, but doesn't. $82,000 is a lot for this little place! the owner is struggling to stay afloat, and all that missing money is why! there has to be an explanation for where it went; you can't 'misplace' an amount like $82,000

imagine you, despite having zero evidence, are certain you know what happened and you present your conclusion to the owner: that his sixteen year-old son, who has worked in the store since he was nine, is fully responsible. that his sixteen year-old son has single-handedly stolen $82,000 in cash from his own father over time

imagine you feel only frustration and pity, no doubt and no willingness to consider other factors - like the owner's known penchant for charity and believing the sob stories of customers who 'can't pay' - when he insists that his son is innocent. imagine you tell this story to someone else decades later and you make sure to mention that the owner ended up having to sell his business and then died a mere six months later, and that at his funeral "nobody cried harder" than his son, a fact you relate with a sigh and head-shake of disappointment because you still insist that he was solely to blame for the missing money and by extension the owner's early passing

because if you think that a kid started stealing from his family's business when he was nine years old, and racked up $82,000 in cash without ever getting caught doing it or buying things he shouldn't have had the money for, without coming clean even after his father's financial ruin and death, then obviously he did. you know you're right. as if you could ever make a mistake

like damn Chuck it's so crazy that your dad didn't immediately agree with you when you accused your teen brother of stealing eighty-two thousand fucking dollars all on his own. yeah your dad just couldn't see sin, that must be it, no other reason he would reject your obviously correct theory

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he looks like a femme fatale on a movie poster

[idyllphile]

t aco

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Lalo when he got shot in the throat: literally dies laughing with a big grin on his face

Leonel when his legs got crushed: makes no sound, tells Marco to finish the job

Tuco when he got shot in the side: AAAAHHHH!!! AUGUGHHHHAAAHHUUGHH!!! AAAUUGHHH!!!