@spceboyz
"Just know that the ONLY reason I am helping you with this group project is so that our teacher doesn't give me a failing grade. Zim deserves nothing but the highest of grades possible!! Is that understood?"
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@spceboyz
"Just know that the ONLY reason I am helping you with this group project is so that our teacher doesn't give me a failing grade. Zim deserves nothing but the highest of grades possible!! Is that understood?"
Not Count Cocofang
Dressed in a sharp Armani suit, wearing a pair of dark shades indoors ( since the lights hurt his nocturnal gaze ) James Norrington strode through the bustling corridor of the mall, his sharp gaze fixed on a particular individual ahead—a young man whose oblivious demeanor marked him as an easy target. The droning white noise of a thousand conversations and the clatter of food court trays provided excellent cover for his pursuit, and James moved with a predatory grace that turned no heads.
As he passed by a row of outdated mirrors lining the mall’s central corridor—relics of a time before cost-cutting measures phased silver out of their construction—something curious happened. Where every passerby was reflected, James’s figure was conspicuously absent, the glass instead showing an unbroken view of the mall beyond. Yet, lost in the singular focus of his hunt, James remained blissfully unaware of this telltale sign of his vampiric nature.
The muted hum of fluorescent lights and the faint digital tones of arcade games spilled from a nearby gaming store, drawing James’s attention for a fleeting moment. On a long line to get in, there was a purple-haired goth girl standing with her arms crossed, glaring at her brother. James chuckled to himself at the comment he'd heard as he passed by pair , seemingly online for some sort of exclusive gaming product.
“Dib, I swear, if you do anything weird, I’m leaving you here,” a sharp voice cut through the air.
A faint flicker of amusement crossed his face before he resumed his pursuit of his chosen target, the sound of the siblings' fading into the background. After all, he was on a hunt.
@spceboyz
@spceboyz ; dib lifts gaz up like an aggressive cat where shes facing away from him and his arms are fully outstretched. he knows when he puts her down he is going to Die
AGGRESSIE HISSING AND GROWLING, ACTIVELY ATTEMPTING TO LEAN HER HEAD BACK AND CHOMP WHILE SHE AGGRESSIVELY FRAILS HER TINY LIMBS MUCH LIKE A CAGED ANIMAL
"YOU WILL REGRET THE DAY DAD BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD!"
@spceboyz // now playing: The Room Where It Happens - Hamilton
"and then, and THEN- are you even listening?" Zim has been talking for the better part of half an hour about, of all things, the musical: Hamilton. Who let him watch that? Why did he sit through it? Why, upon seeing Dib of this world for the first time did he just sit down and start ranting about it?
All valid questions. None of which Zim really cares about. He's much more interested in, apparently, getting Dib's opinion on... Ancient Politics.
"anyway it was a quid pro quo. do you know what that means? DO YOU KNOW? they had the BANKS??? they were in the same SPOT??"
Zim spreads his arms like this explains everything he's just said.
@spceboyz
"Fine, FINE! We can go to the candy shop, Gir. Just...try not to eat the cashier-drone this time. I'd rather not have to outrun the police and hide in a SMELLY trash can again."
🎁? :3 for either dib or gir!
Send 🎁 to receive a Christmas Present From My Muse.
"Merry Christmas, Dib! Merry Christmas indeed! MWAH ha ha ha!!" The green box is set down on the doorstep before marching away. Inside said present was.......nothing. But he knew Dib well enough that the boy would freak out over that fact and gaslight himself into thinking otherwise.
Oh, he's so evil! So evil and smart! In fact, Zim's so pleased with his plan that he's going to laugh all the way back to his base. Very loudly at that. "WAH HA HA HA! OH HA HA HEH HAH! MMMMMWWAAA-COUGH COUGH uuuuughhh.....okay that's enough laughter for today."
@spceboyz ; dib offers her a ceasefire pizza…
"Stuffed crust?"
also 💋 zim @ gir would be very funny why not lets go 💪💪💪
@spceboyz
"Bleh."
He's not going to do that. Instead, Zim opts to chuck a bunch of hershey kisses at Gir. He'll appreciate that a lot more and also it means he doesn't have to kiss him at all. He has no idea where Gir has been. Probably somewhere filthy.