Fights Break Out at Winter Formal
This year’s Winter Formal was especially pivotal for members of Oberon Ashcroft’s Imperium Society. Expected to be model students for their peers, these students were the source of several brawls on the ballroom dance floor and caused commotion that delayed the results of the coveted Snow Queen announcement.
Christopher Stanley was seen having a brush-up with Dylan Michaels, which compiled into a fight between August Reyn and Ian McGregor. The group was separated and reprimanded for their behavior, but due to the festivities did not receive any written citation at the time.
“Their conduct will be reviewed on Monday, but we understand that it is a sensitive time for select students.” This, of course, likely means that Imperium Society students will be getting a pass for their behavior once again and will continue with clean permanent records, despite violently accosting students on the dance floor. This is likely to make rising tensions between Imperium and the rest of the student body rise considerably.
“He just came at me out of nowhere,” Michaels says of the incident. The rugby player limps slightly and sports a hefty shiner on his left cheek. “Lucky it’s not game season or we’d be fucked. I had to hold back a bit, you know, so I didn’t accidentally fucking kill the guy. Stanley’s pretty scrawny, you know those book-reading types.”
Stanley and Reyn could not be reached for comment.
Members of the Imperium Society also turn on their own ranks. From the balcony, Christian Bosch and Dante Campana were witnessed fighting on the grounds. This brief Tiktok video (adeptly paired with Pitbull’s Fireball) shows Bosch lunging at Campana practically unprompted. Bystanders could not make out their argument, but from a distance it looked “pretty heated.” When asked, Oberon Ashcroft mentioned this would be “dealt with at the next Imperium meeting.” So, we can expect a swift slap on the wrist for this one as well, right?