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on the one hand crassius curio is a creep but on the other hand constant and usually unwelcome flirting is how speechcraft works in morrowind

okay so why did they choose this name for a speechcraft potion

when they could have had

i saw that post complaining about how rude folks in morrowind are

and as a master speechcrafter, i must say that i simply cannot relate

skyrim thief: hand over everything you’ve got!

me: *carrying 150,000 gold, a bunch of expensive weaponry and robes, and the deeds to five houses and three estates* do i look like i have money

thief: uh... no, actually. sorry. bye

me: heh skyrim speechcraft isn’t so bad after all

OBLIVION

NPC: i will hate you forever

me: *mastering speechcraft* we’ll see about that matey

SKYRIM

NPC: I will hate you forever

me: wow... you’re really serious aren’t you... okay

me: hey did you hear that joke about -

NPC: get back to the third era you filthy speechcrafter

bonus morrowind

NPC: i will hate you forever

me: would 10 septims help

NPC: certainly

NPC: i will dislike you forever

me: would another 10 septims help

NPC: no i do not take bribes go away

Alright! Getting the year into gear with #Speechcraft! Weekly Sundays! #participate #grow (at Rockwood Library)

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