Purgatory
My name? Oh that's a human thing. Not to say I'm not human-I was once but I died. I don't remember how exactly. I went to sleep and the next thing I knew I was here. In Purgatory. Don't ask me how I know this I just...woke up knowing that's where I exist now. No body. No physical form. Just waiting in an endless expansion for all of eternity. I led a very averAge life you could say. I was a good person. Treated my mother right. Respected my father. I did well in school and never fought. I never went to church though. Maybe that's why I'm here. Or maybe it was the night I got drunk and lost my virginty to another drunk girl at a college party. She was the only person I ever had sex with outside of my wife. I can't even remember her name now that I think about it. I mean we donated to charities when we could. But I never did anythingn extraordinarily good or bad. That's why I'm here. I'm a nobody. Literally. Heh. Purgatory is a lot like life really. But instead of watching a clock and waiting for death, you gaze into nothing and you wait for a prayer. A Prayer from someone who thought your soul meant something. Then this bright light shines through the nothingness and sucks your soul up to heaven! It's a rather overdone process if you ask me. I don't understand why they can't just zap you upstairs and not make such a fuss over it. There is another way you can get out of purgatory-a curse. If someone living on earth hated you in life. Hated you so much that they curse your name to hell-the ground opens up and darkness grabs you and pulls you down into the fiery depths where you will spend the rest of eternity roasting. However that hardly happens. Most of the souls here just sit (or stand-there really isn't a word for it since we have no physical form) and wait. We wait as we did in life. If you don't make something of yourself now-I hope to see you here soon.