I have a 50% off coupon for a Pygmy lamia. I've always wanted a Pygmy lamia for so long, I don't even remember if I wanted one or not. Also, can Pygmy lamias climb ladders? I'm not sure if my Pygmy lamia will want to sleep with me. I also have a box with air holes in it for temporary containment. I hope my Pygmy lamia likes me! Thank you, Vex!
*Clutching your coupon tightly, you enter the Lamia (and Felid) Bittybones Adoption Center. The shop is relatively quiet at the moment, so you stroll over to the Pygmy nests to choose your lamia.
*The little lamias are all bustling about, some even climbing ladders (which answers your question), but when they see you they zoom over. The little guys are like iridescent blue bolts of lightning! You wave your coupon at them, and they must think it's some sort of signal because suddenly they are racing through an obstacle course that they've cleverly built around the shop!
*One Pygmy wipes out while taking a sharp corner. The nearest Pygmies start to turn to offer assistance, but he waves them away. Quickly righting himself, he's off again, rejoining the race in far last place.... but not for long! One by one, he passes the other Pygmies! None of them can catch him! He crosses the finish line in first place, and you cheer, deciding instantly that this determined little lamia is your pick.
*You lift your victorious little guy into his cozy transport box. You certainly don't want to lose him on your way home after he made such an effort on the obstacle course. He curls up, tired yet satisfied. You present your coupon at the front desk only to learn that half off of free... is also free. Oh well, it got you into the shop didn't it? Coupon designers Honey and Poff exchange a high five as you head home with your newly adopted Pygmy.