#spicytalks

[spicytastes]

I CAUGHT A COLD 🙏✨ I've been so sneezy today, geeeeezz

(I wish my house was alone, I'm in the perfect moment to make a wav 💔)

[spicymiilk]

3k words into this fic and I haven’t even gotten close to any of the fun juicy scenes. I want to get to them so bad but the build up. Mm the build up.

[devine-star]

Dylan x Male!Reader

Warming: SMUT! 

IF YOU READ THIS YOU ARE AGREEING TO BEING 18+!

(Side note; I HC that Dylan is a switch!) 

Early mornings at camp were Dylan’s favortie espcially when the camp was empty of kids; waiting for the new bus load to bring the rowdy kids that kept him away from his boyfriend. 

Y/n was asleep. 

The way his chest rose and fell as he slept soundly. Turning to look at his boyfriend Dylan admired everything about him the way his nose was shaped to the little splots of achne across his face. 

Dylan’s eyes wandered down Y/n’s chest reaching over to run his hands over the hair that had grown on Y/n’s chest. His hands slowly going lower until he stopped at the waist band of Y/n’s boxers. 

“Getting a bit frisky huh?” Dylan jumped at the sound of Y/n’s voice before blushing a deep red “I-I...uh” Y/n chuckled before leaning over for a sleepy kiss. 

Humming softly, Y/n reached over to pull Dylan closer to deepen the kiss. Dylan slowly leaned over to hover over his lover while swinging one leg over his waist; sitting hip to hip. 

“Someone has a little bit of morning wood huh?” Dylan pulled back staring at his boyfriend lovingly “Only for you handsome,want to help me with it?” 

Y/n paused and pretended to be thinking for a moment before smiling “Only if you help me with this,” Dylan was confused for a moment before he felt Y/n grind up into him; he was just as turned on. 

Groaning Dylan dove back in for a heated kiss. Pushing his tongue into Y/n’s mouth loving the sound of Y/n’s moans as his hands wander all over Dylan’s body. 

“I think we’re both overly dressed for the occasion,” Dylan smirked leaning back to pull his shirt over his head enjoying the way Y/n’s eyes left a burning trail against his skin. 

Y/n gently pushed Dylan off so he could shimmy his pants down, watching as Dylan did the same. 

Normally when the two would get ‘busy’ in the morning, they would just stay in a spooned postion, back to front, while the other went to town; just holding each other close. But today was different, Dylan wanted to see the pleasure on Y/n’s face. 

Pushing Y/n back onto the bed Dylan waisted no time. Reaching up to stick two fingers into Y/n’s mouth, moaning as his tongue swirled around the digits quickly as he sucked. 

Slowly pulling his fingers away, Dylan groaned softly at the pornographic sight of his boyfriend’s tongue hanging out of his mouth and the spit trail coming from his fingers to Y/n’s mouth. 

“Fuck baby, you’re going to be the death of me, you know that?” Y/n smiled innocently at him. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Dylan narrowed his eyes. 

“Don’t be a brat now, I was going to take you on a trip to pound town,” Y/n laughed while shaking his head “Never say that again you big doof,” before pulling Dylan back into a rough kiss. 

Y/n gasped into the kiss as Dylan slid one finger into him then the next before pumping them quickly. 

“Shit Dyl! No warning?” Y/n moaned arching his back as he felt Dylan begin to kiss down his neck. Harshly sucking and biting the skin; knowing the two would get clowned by the other counselors late that day. 

“Want everyone to know that you belong to me,” Dylan growls roughly pulling his fingers out while hoisting one of Y/n’s shoulders over his leg. 

“This isn’t going to be our normal soft morning session is it?” Y/n asked with a soultry voice that turned Dylan on even more than he currently was “No it isn’t baby,” He places a kiss to Y/’n thigh before lining himself up. 

Hissing Y/n closed his eyes tightly when Dylan pushed in roughly “Gonna make you feel good baby boy,” Dylan mumbles rocking his hips into Y/n’s to let him adjust for a moment. 

“Don’t go easy on me Dyl, we havne’t had a session like this in a long time,” Y/n panted softly. 

The sight of Dylan balls deep inside of Y/n as he leaned over him was almost too much. The way his necklace hung from his neck along with the way he panted; obvioulsy holding back until Y/n was ready caused Y/n’s gut to stir. 

“Fucking move already Dylan, we don’t have long before the kids-” Y/n cut himself off with a loud almost pornographic moan as Dylan snapped his hips roughly. 

“Don’t.be.a.brat.” Dylan puncuated every word with a rough thrust, causing Y/n’s back to arch slightly as he cried out in pleasure. 

“Fuck Dylan!” 

The sound of Y/n yelling his name was like music to his ears, if Y/n would allow him to Dylan would record their sessions to mix into songs or just listen to them when Y/n wasn’t around to help Dylan get off. 

“Oh god baby, you gotta let me record you,” Dylan mumbled off whatever was on his mind “Want to hear you moan my name as I jerk off when you’re away at work,” Dylan moans as he bit Y/n’s calf. 

Y/n’s face flushed deeply as he heard Dylan’s pleasured mumble rants “Grab your phone baby, record me,” Dylan almost came right then and there. 

Frantically reaching for the phone he convinced Ryan to steal back from Mr. H, Dylan quickly opens his recording ap hitting the big red button to record the lewd sounds his boyfriend was letting out. 

Tossing the phone back to the nightstand, Dylan began thrusting harder; wanting every heavenly sound that Y/n let out to be recorded clear as day. 

Dylan smirked down at Y/n as his moans seemed to be a lot louder than normal “You’re getting off to this arent you?” Y/n nodded slowly “Like the thought of me listening to you as I jerk off huh?” 

“Yes! God yes!” Y/n cried. 

“Maybe the thought of me holding one of your hoodies close, smelling your cologne while I moan your name hm?” Dylan mumbles close to Y/n’s ear, moaning softly himself once Y/n mewed in his ear. 

“I know you’ve done that with my shirts,” Dylan admited softly. “I know you moan my name late at night when I’m in my cabbin,” 

Y/n didn’t reply knowing Dylan mumbled things like this when he was close to cumming. 

“Cum baby,” Y/n panted feeling his own orgasm creeping up on him rather quickly. 

Groaning to himself, Dylan reached between their bodies quickly jerking Y/n’s swollen cock roughly “Cum with me handsome,” he whispered. 

Y/n clenched his eyes shut tightly once again as his orgasm came at him like a speeding train “DYLAN!!” Y/n yelled. 

Dylan leaned back watching as Y/n spurted cum across his chest and over Dylan’s own fist while his thighs began shaking. 

“Fuck, fuck, fuck” Dylan chanted as he slowly fell out of rythm for a moment before remaing still inside of Y/n as he came; groaning lowly leaning his head back. 

Suddenly the sound of someone banging rythmically on the door and fake moans could be heard “Oh Dylan!!!” 

It was Jacob and Kaityln. 

The two began laughing when Dylan slid his boxers on and swung the door open to flip them off “At least I’m getting some,” He responded crossing his arms. 

Y/n blushd while chuckling as he reached to hit the ‘Stop recording’ button on Dylan’s phone, listening to the three of them bicker back and forth. 

[cosmiicorvid]

People need to stop fighting over which avenger has had it worse because at this point, let's face it: they've all been through hell and back. Each of them have had traumatic moments in they're life and they're all just really f*cking tired, so they're all the strongest avenger in this essay I will

[spicytastes]

MINORS OR AGELESS BLOG DNI!1!1!

This is the introduction to my blog! Sooo- if you're not into the snz kink, I kindly ask you to gtfo 🙂‍↕️✨

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Hellooo, my name is Diane, but you can just call me Di ✨

She/her pronouns (I don't mind if you use he/him either)

I'm 18, I'm quite friendly and chatty!! I really enjoy talking about my personal life, or about the kink itself! (I don't feel very comfortable if someone much older than me talks to me, sorry :(()

On my blog, you'll mostly see drawings of my OCs, and wav's every now and then :3

Like!1!1

Sneezes (Regardless of gender!! messy = better)

SNZ SCENARIO!! OMG THOSE ARE THE BEST FR!!

Holdbacks!

Sniffles!

Dislike!1!1

- Stifling (Unless it's messy/wet)

- Messy sneezes by mouth (I'm kind of disgusted by saliva, snot >>> saliva)

- Talkie scenarios (Unless they're part of the scenario itself, if it's just for venting, then absolutely not)

- NSFW scenarios (They simply make me uncomfortable-)

- NOSE BLOW UGGHHH NOOO

A few things abt me! (Snz kink related)

★ I started watching snz kink stuff when I was transitioning from elementary to high school, I didn't know there were other people like me back then (I used to watch snz videos on YouTube lol)

★ When I was a child, I used to obsessively rewatch episodes or movies where the characters got sick or even just sneezed (my parents thought I was autistic-)

★ ALLERGIC TO NOTHING, Yes, it's awful to have the kink and not be allergic to anything- My immune system is also very strong, so I don't get sick that often, so any wav you see on my blog is totally induced :p

Other things abt me!! (Snz kink not related)

★ I have very childish tastes and idc what other people think about that!!! Yes! I love Sonic the hedgehog! Yes! I like Dandy's World! (Just entering that fandom-), I've always preferred cartoons than live-action series :3

★ My native language is Spanish! But I enjoy kink more when I speak it in English or when I'm in the English-speaking part of the community! I know English, but I mostly use a translator to avoiding mistakes!

★ My favorite hobbies is drawing! I have other accounts that are not snz related ((IF YOU FIND IT, IT IS FORBIDDEN TO MENTION THIS ACCOUNT!!))

★ I'M A HUGE FAN OF CHINESE'S LEGENDS, especially (and mostly) JTTW!! I also love Greek mythology!! My favorite stories are: The Titanomachy, Circe, Achilles and Patroclus and The Odyssey (EPIC the musical Fan!!!)

★ My birthday is August 4th!!!

MY OC'S

#Elliot : 19-year-old Canadian boy, Student of marine biology, Mild asthma and severe allergies! His partner is Vesper (he has the kink)

#Vesper : 21-year-old Colombian girl living in USA, former engineering student, Loving and understanding with Elliot's allergies (she has the kink)

#Di sneezes : All my wavs will be there!

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If you have any questions about me or my OCs (or questions for my OCs) the mailbox is open 😺

And that's all! Have a good and sneezy day!! 🤧

[spicytastes]

Finding old posts from @snzysocks is as difficult as searching for gold. 💔

She was my favorite kink artist. I understand that she has TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram, but she forbade to mention her Tumblr account on these platforms.

(PLEASE COME BACK💔💔💔)

[spicytastes]

My two best friends are super sick, and they spent the whole day sneezing. No, it doesn't excite me, it gives me maternal feelings. 🥹💗 Poor my babies, I hope they're feeling well soon

[spicytastes]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! 🎊💗

I hope you had a good time at this New Year's Eve celebration, here's to a new year full of sneezes! 🤭💗