Jun 3, 2025
The definition of bi panic
From left to right, Top to bottom: Mary Jane, Jake Lockley, Gwen Stacy, Felica Hardy, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Jhonny Storm, and Harry Osborn
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The definition of bi panic
From left to right, Top to bottom: Mary Jane, Jake Lockley, Gwen Stacy, Felica Hardy, Peter Parker, Wade Wilson, Jhonny Storm, and Harry Osborn
Spider-Man and Power Pack v2, issue #3
Help me, they're so cute I could gag
The Psychedelic Spider-Jane
a.k.a Mary-Jane the Stoner-Spider
______________________________________________ (This started as a joke then it started being Not A Joke lol)
Mary-Jane Watson of Earth-42069 is Stoner Spider! A green-thumbed, bud-blowing, tree-hugging web-head.
Bitten by a radioactive spider while smoking weed with her friends after Woodstock '69, Mary-Jane is a hippie through and through.
She’s a Mary-Jane that loves her mary-jane.
Other stuff:
She's an advanced biology major and an anti-Vietnamese War activist
Mixed Afro-Brazilian and White Irish
Habitual and unstoppable lighter thief
Plays synths and key-tar
Bffs with her Peter - hates when Spider-Peters call her MJ
Organic webbing, GMO free (lol)
Her hair covers her eyes 95% of the time - she autistic so it helps with the sound and light sensitivity
but it makes it hard to tell if shes listening or awake
She smells like freshly cut grass
Hates the government and the military with her entire being
Here to make peace, not war ; Loves all animals
Hits the blunt again if you take too long
"We are alike."
So many choices tear us apart // I don't want to live like that Too many choices tear us apart // I don't want to love like that
I just want to touch your heart
May this confession be the start
My Top 20 Het Ships (Right Now)
by mysterylover123
#20. SHENNY
Sheldon Cooper/Penny
“So if what you need is to spend your birthday in a bathroom, I’m happy to do it with you.”
Series: The Big Bang Theory
#19. SWARKLES
Robin Scherbatzky/Barney Stinson
“Because when I let a day go by without talking to you, that day is just no good.”
From: How I Met Your Mother
#18. KACCHAKO & IZUOCHA
Ochaco Uraraka w/ Katsuki Bakugou or Izuku Midoriya
“What part of her was frail?”
From: My Hero Academia
#17. GSR
Gil Grissom/Sara Sidle
“I took away the only person she ever loved, so she’s going to do the same thing to me.”
From: CSI
#16. ROXAMIND
Roxanne Ritchi/Megamind
“You did it. You won.” “Well, I finally had a reason to win. You.”
From: Megamind
#15. HINNY
“But you’ve been too busy saving the wizarding world,” said Ginny, half laughing. “Well…I can’t say I’m surprised. I knew this would happen in the end. I knew you wouldn’t be happy unless you were hunting Voldemort. Maybe that’s why I like you so much.” –
Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
#14. MONDLER
“"I don’t believe in soulmates, and I don’t think that you & I were destined to end up together. What I do believe is that we fell in love & that we work hard for our relationship."
Monica Geller/Chandler Bing
From: Friends
#13. TODOMOMO
“One of those votes was mine, because I thought you’d be best at leading our class.” “I believe in Todoroki…”
Shoto Todoroki/Momo Yaoyorozu
From: My Hero Academia
#12. BENETRICE
“I do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that strange?”
Beatrice/Benedick
From: Much Ado About Nothing
#11. CLOIS
“There are times when I think you don’t know me at all…and others where I think you know me better than anyone.”
Clark Kent/Lois Lane
From: Smallville/Superman comics
#10. SPIDER-JANE
“ Face it, Tiger - you just hit the jackpot.”
Mary Jane Watson/Peter Parker
From: Spider-Man
#9. PERCABETH
““The world was collapsing and the only thing that mattered was that she was alive”
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
(I can’t find the author name for this fanart - sorry I didn’t credit it, but the only official pics are the awful movies)
From: Percy Jackson
#8. NARUSAKU
“Your dream, it’s right in front of us - I absolutely refuse to let you die.”
Sakura Haruno/Naruto Uzumaki
From: Naruto
#7. DIPCIFICA
“You were right about me - I am another link in the world’s worst chain…”
Dipper Pines/Pacifica Northwest
From: Gravity Falls
#6. VEGEBUL
“How dare you - that’s my Bulma!”
Bulma Briefs/Vegeta
From: Dragon Ball Z
#5. MOON-CRANE
“Because you’d do anything, even put up with my insane family just to make me happy. Because you’d fly halfway around the world to make my dreams come true. And because I can’t stand to go another moment without being your wife, Niles Crane.”
Niles Crane/Daphne Moon
From: Frasier
#4. DARLIZABETH
“And so I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth.”
Elizabeth Bennet/Mr. Darcy
From: Pride and Prejudice
#3. LUDWYER
“I guess I kinda hate most things, but I never really seemed to hate you.”
Andy Dwyer/April Ludgate
From: Parks and Recreation
#2. EDWIN
“Equivalent exchange! I’ll give half of my life to you if you give half of yours to me.”
Winry Rockbell/Edward Elric
From: Fullmetal Alchemist
#1. CANGEL
“I love you. And you oughta do that more often.” “Buy you food?” “Smile.”
Angel/Cordelia Chase
From: Angel the series/Buffyverse
(As you can see, I have a pretty predictable pattern with Hetshipping. I like the ‘bickering sexual tension’ kind of pairings, slowburn-type stuff. Stuff that should have been endgame/canon but wasn’t. Stuff that worked well and was)
SpiderJane belongs to @ejsmith145
Art belongs to me
I’m doing some early morning drawing so I thought I'd share it for #workinprogresswednesday! 😀🌄✏ This is a commission of Spider Jane! 🕷👧🕸✨ I thought that this was such a fun request! 😊❤ I don’t draw a lot of ladies hanging upside down 😄💕 I’m using a non-reproduction blue pencil for my underdrawing and then inking with one of my very own ball-point pens! 🖊🖋 The blue helps to map out drawing before i ink, especially when drawing the face! ☺✍ If you’ve ever wanted to brush up on drawing faces, I’ve got some great tutorials on Creativebug! ✏💖 Creativebug is a great website full of art and craft video lessons! 💻🎨 My video lesson is Manga Drawing: How to Draw Faces! 😊 I go over the type of materials I use, different facial perspectives and hairstyles for boys and girls too! 👦👧 If this sounds like something you’d love to check out, you can find my lesson here http://bit.ly/DrawingMangaFaces 😘💖💖 Now to keep on drawing! #wipwed #wednesday #artlesson #spiderjane #camilladerricoart (at Downtown Vancouver)