#splatling.txt

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splatfest concept: sans vs komaeda

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technically marina is a gay who can do maths

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mask: presents an obscure, well crafted and relevant homemade meme

army and skull: nod and give him a smile

aloha: presents some shit he just stole off twitter

army and skull: 

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remember when rider changed the yellow-green team comp to have two heavy splatlings. literally iconic

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what skull looks like:

what I see:

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if you can play hydra you're very sexy

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good morning to boys with plot armour who can’t stop pantsing people, edgy anime rivals in leather jackets, gay people with a bootlicker aesthetic, trans preps, gamers with allergy issues, airheads with a sugar addiction, cool dudes whose hair keeps falling out, guys who use royalty aesthetics for gender affirmation, blaster mains, and people who simp for ballpoint pens

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heavy splatlings rated by me

heavy splatling

this baby? best backline in the game. epic range, epic fire rate, doesn’t take a year to charge. she’s got sprinklers to help with map control and help you charge up sting ray and annoy the other team in tower control. their fault for not picking the heavy splatling. she’s a classic and excellent choice. 10/10 would anchor again

heavy splatling deco

look at her!!!! she’s all sparkly and looks DAPPER. splash walls help you anchor better by being able to hold choke points and do your splatling thing, and combined with your bubble blower you can make AMAZING walls of ink in clam blitz and make epic pushes. 12/10 much shine many wow

heavy splatling remix

oh my GOD. she’s so funky and fresh look at her!!! she’s gone and grabbed herself a whole new colour scheme just to be even cooler than she already was. beautiful. point sensors help you locate opponents to pick off and help your team out, especially in solo queue when you don’t have callouts, and booyah bomb means you have an option for immediate offence, allowing you to have great offensive presence without putting yourself in harm’s way, so you can STILL be in the back for your teammates to jump to. 100000000/10 best weapon in the game

in conclusion

all heavy splatlings are amazing and an ideal weapon for squids and octos new to backlining. pick it up today and watch yourself get 20 splats/assists from halfway across the map! just hope you don’t get flanked but pssshhhhh when does that ever happen?

anyway tl;dr: try heavy splatling!!!!!