#spockyeol

[beefstockings]

ayyyy wassup bitchbaby

ayyyy bby doll nothing much eating a sandwich

[yeoda1]

tagged by kyugnsoo

Rule 1: Post the rules Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them tagged people: lyngeehoe, kisseop, attackontaotan, spockyeol, mmmchanyeol, kimkamjongin, luhanscrotch, yongs-turtle, bangkaislips, enjoy-luhans-mayo, gayyaoibl QUESTIONS: 1) How did you get into EXO?

i thought kai was the coolest

2) Have you changed your ultimate bias? From who to who?

n ope

3) If you would pick one song EXO would sing for you for eternity, what would it be and why? 

beethoven symphony no. 5 in acappella bc they might make moaning sounds (((((jk ok i actually dont kno))

4) If you were EXO’s manager for a day, what would you do?

get laid with all 12 of them

5) Do you have any secret talents?

eat and sleep at the same time

6) What is your least fave EXO song and why

i have no least

7) What EXO merch do you own other than albums?

exo necklace

8) Do you like $uho, why or why not

i l0ve $uho hyogn!!1 he gives out lots of money love

9) Do you think Luhan is a slut why or why not

yes he likes to grind on everyone srsly

10) Is KaiSoo realer than your parents

yes

11) Do you know exhorse who doesnt

Questions I’m giving: 

1) What/who was the last thing you masterbated to? 2) What would happen if you found out you are related to Lee Soo Man? 3) What are you craving for right now? 4) Would prefer Kai or Lay in bed? 5) What is your favorite color? 6) Would you prefer to be asked out by text or in person? 7) Do you own any kpop posters? If so, how many? 8) Do you think Baekhyun has vagina wings? 9) How do you feel about sasaengs? Do you consider yourself one? 10) Did senpai notice you yet 11) Do you know exhorse

[byeoongi]

So apparently I have a fanclub now

And it's the Tyrrellnols.

[beefstockings]

niel, daesung, leeteuk, kyungsoo

Fuck: Daesung b/c dem abs yo

Marry: Leeteuk

Cuddle: Kyungsoo (squishy)

Kill: Niel 

[byeoongi]

what do you call a cow with two legs

LEAN BEEF I ALREADY KNEW THAT ONE BABE

AND A COW WITH NO LEGS IS GROUND BEEF 

TRY AGAIN

[byeoongi]

LOVE ME

I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH BE MINE FOREVER

[nipplesxoxo]

so i've been following you for like three centuries and i just now read your about me and holy cannoli you're in marching band an anyone in marching band is a friend of mine whether they like it or nooooot

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do you play??!!!

[nipplesxoxo]

hyungwhore replied to your post: Guise omg we’re in Atlant...

lol are you in Duluth??

yes! omg we were in norcross too~

spockyeol replied to your post: Guise omg we’re in Atlant...

there are so many koreans here it’s not even funny (we’ve never talked but we need to so hi hello)

ah it's so funny that people online can be so close to each other and not even know!~