#spookposting

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We have exactly one really tall lawyer at work and he’s got bad knees so whenever he bends down to get files out of the bottom drawers he looks like this

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Trump CANCELS pride. Little does he realize that Pride being officially reported as about to occur is just a polite formality. It’s not request it’s a warning.

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Security for important political figures is too good. The American people should and deserve to express their opinions with rotten tomatoes again.

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we need a new concept like bidoof’s law but for when you see a really shitty internet opinion about women or feminism on the internet that conveys if you click on this person’s you’re playing a 50/50 chance game of roulette over whether it’s terf shit or far-right shit

[spookyscaryscouticus]

Me: Pick out a paper with orange tones so that it can make your Bakugo-themed gamer chair look a little less out of place

My wife: ok

The wallpaper:

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I have this weird curse where if I try to piss before lunch it’ll summon the mail carrier and that will take up the rest of my morning until lunch and I never get to piss

[catcrazies-midnight]

FUNNIE COLORS SPOOKDAY POST

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