#spooniful

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You go to the gynecologist and when they look inside you they see G dragon from the heartbreaker music video. The gynecologist has to pay him to keep him happy, by giving him tiny little figurines.

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I wish men were allowed to have deep connection with each other and loving friendships without the fandom calling them gay

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I scared a man by telling him the word he was using was slur. He lifted his arms and apologised, "I didn't know that. I'm sorry."

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We were playing our second session of DnD. And we're at the end of a forest, gathering samples from trees. We come across a dryad and our DM tells us that he' a man. No one in the group listened to him and just assumed he was a woman, since the tiny figurine looked like a woman. So two of the players INSTANTLY start flirting with him. And once we go get the last sample, one of the players asks if he could have a piece of his hair to ''remember this beautiful meeting'' Dude rolls a 20 and gets a piece of hair. Then another player says ''i'm going to steal it' AND ALSO ROLLS A 20, he steals it from the other player's skull jockstrap without him noticing.

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The worst crime you can do online is being ugly AND annoying. When someone is attractive and annoying it's okay. But god forbid if you're ugly and annoying. You're getting impaled. How dare you.

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We were playing the DnD for the first time, and the FIRST THING this man decides to roleplay is sexually harassing women.

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It's difficult being in your favourite band's fandom, when people there are so annoying. When i joined the fandom, you were a fake fan for not finding them sooner. Now you're a fake fan for not finding them sooner.

I've been in the fandom for ten years, and nothing has changed.