#spouse collection

[radsee]

My dearest trash lord, would you be interested in adding a spouse to your collection?

WHEN AM I NOT

*PUTS YOU IN MY SPOUSE BAG*

[radsee]

Hi!!! I like your blog!! you wouldn't if I joined your spouse collection would you? have a nice day!!!!

OF COURSE, YOU ARE NOW APART OF MY SPOUSE COLLECTION AND I SHALL TREAT U RIGHT <3

[radsee]

you be the trash lord and i'll be your trash ;) <3

You’re my favourite trash <33333

[radsee]

*watches from a distance* my senpai... Is... TOUCHING SOMEONE ELSE!!! Wait... I shouldn't scream... *grabs knife* he he he

YO OMG CHILL HOME DOG, WE JUST SHAKIN HANDS NO BIG DEAL HAHA H AHA

AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND ANOTHER SENPAI I MEAN I’M NOT SENPAI MATERIAL AT ALL AND ALSO 

put that knife away u motherfucker we ain’t havin a murder

[radsee]

Err, why does everyone want to marry you? (DONT WORRY, IM NOT ONE OF THEM, plus you have pobs never seen me before, so it would be weird) *hold out hand* Friends?

I dunno why people want to marry me, I’m not that great of a spouse tbh, relationships are hard.

But YES *grasps hand* we can be super totally awesome friends.

[radsee]

Polygamy

damn u right

but brah i dont know who you are, you gotta have dinner with me first or maybe like, watch a movie or murder a fictional character with me

[radsee]

Well youre not married to anyone else so <3

BUT I AM @helpthefrogs IS MY WIFE I MARRIED HER FIRST

*RUNS AWAY*

[radsee]

We're aren't platonically married though you're my cutie ;]

oh NO I think we need a divorce I can’t be nonplatonically married to more than one person it’s against the rules of my life imsosorry