@detective-luca-montoya
I'm going to regret this...
What do you want for it?
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AHAHAHA! FUNNY! I WAS JUST DISCUSSING WITH YOUR CREATOR THAT SAME QUESTION! DID YOU KNOW YOUR EXISTENCE WAS SPAWNED OUT OF SOMEBODY'S SIDEBLOG? DON'T THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD, GUMSHOE!
ALSO MAYBE STAY AWAY FROM MILK, MILK SUBSTITUTES, AND MILK BY-PRODUCTS FOR A WHILE. THEY'RE MELTING YOUR BONES VIA A SLOW-ACTING NECROSIS BECAUSE YOU SAW A DEMONIC BOOK IN YOUR FRIDGE AND COULDN'T RESIST TAKING A QUICK PEEK BETWEEN THE PAGES LIKE SOME KIND OF DEGENERATE BOOK PERVERT!
ANYWAY, THIS UNICORN HAIR IS SUPER RARE AND SUPER VALUABLE! I'M GOING TO NEED SOMETHING OF GREAT VALUE OF YOURS IN EXCHANGE. OH, I KNOW!
{SNAPS FINGERS}
YOU KNOW THAT COLD CASE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING ON? THE ONE THAT NO ONE ELSE IS WORKING ON BECAUSE IT WAS BACK DURING A TIME WHEN FORENSICS WASN'T A THING AND COP INCOMPETENCY WAS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH? THE ONE THAT MOTIVATES YOU AS A DETECTIVE AND KEEPS YOU UP AT A NIGHT? YOU KNOW. MORE THAN USUAL.
THE COLD CASE THAT COULD JUST BE ANOTHER GRISLY MURDER AT THE HANDS OF A DERANGED, LOW-IQ PSYCHOTIC WHO HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO CONVINCE THE NEIGHBORHOOD HE'S A NICE GUY BECAUSE HE OWNS HIS OWN BUSINESS AND PARTICIPATED IN A BAKESALE ONE TIME OR COULD BE MORE SUPERNATURAL THAN IT APPEARS BECAUSE OF ALL THOSE CODED MESSAGES AND WHAT WAS THAT WEIRD NOTE ABOUT THE AUTOPSY AND HOW DID THE CAR GET THERE OF ALL PLACES AND THE PHONE CALL WELL AFTER THE ALLEGED TIME OF DEATH. I KNOW THE ANSWER, BY THE WAY.
EVERY DETECTIVE HAS THAT ONE COLD CASE THAT STARTED IT ALL. I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR NIGHTMARES. YOU'VE GOT FILES, A MURDER BOARD, EVIDENCE YOU AND ONLY YOU HAVE COLLECTED. YOU'VE WORKED A SIGNIFICANT PORTION OF YOUR LIFE ON THIS CASE.
I WANT THE MOTHERLODE, GUMSHOE. ALL OF YOUR NOTES, THE MURDER BOARD, EVIDENCE - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FORUM POST INQUIRIES I'LL BE TAKING THOSE, TOO.
THEN, I'LL GIVE YOU THIS UNICORN HAIR AND WHAT THE HECK, I'LL THROW IN THIS BOOKMARK, TOO.
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
