Jul 13, 2014
pretty woman or moulin rouge AU
i don't even care i just want theon being a hooker ok
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pretty woman or moulin rouge AU
i don't even care i just want theon being a hooker ok
basically every single time robb says he's with theon the starks go "OMG WHY HIM ROBB LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES"
but i don't have yet a thread with a stark telling theon he doesn't deserve robb and like, shaming him. THIS NEEDS TO CHANGE.
ramsay being reek's prisoner plot
theon being relatively confident at first. because ramsay's his prisoner, he can't hurt him. and then is like. nope, sorry theon you're still his prisoner even if he's the one in chains. but subby theon having sex with chained rams-- and rams whispering hurtful shit while they're on it and theon ending up crying every time
AU in which Robb and Theon are not drift compatible
TWD verse.
Theon and Asha being together when everything starts. And she promises him they would get to the refuges and everything.
One night, when they're traveling and traversing a city, they cross a group of guys. They try to steal their things and beat them up, but Greyjoys are tough and like, nope. However, one of the guys fires a gun. The biters start to come and approach them. Theon and Asha get into a building and Asha makes his brother hide, telling him "I'll be back for you, don't you fucking move, I swear to god I'll kill you and eat your eyes if you do."
So he does not move, he does not even dare to breathe too loud, or check if all the biters are gone. But Asha does not come back. And he's stuck on that one town ever after. Trying to find her somewhere. And hoping to never see her corpse walking.
Religious boarding school AU.
Sudden need caused by Bare: A Pop Opera
*whispers softly* AU where Robb and Theon make out in a bathroom stall somewhere and argue over who gets to be on bottom so I can use that gif from Sirens of Richard saying "Well I'd rather like you to fuck me."
yES, good.
world war 2 au
that's it, that's the whole post