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[aprilcornwall]

For reals... #chewybits Like that bit next to the pec muscle and just under the belly button 😋😬😂 I need those bits in my life 😂 #squidgybits #squidgybitsaresexy #chomp #yum #yummytummy #dadbod #dadbody #averagebody #keepthemsquidgybits #cuddlymen #cuddlywomen #squidgyissexy #smush #nibbles #fyourbodystandards https://www.instagram.com/p/Buet5Vrl8Vq-rS41W85pwbXuch0RXvL0Qgj41g0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1addn32cui2z6

[yourbrightlonging]

Thank you so, so much. I don't know if I can express how much better you made my day. :') 

[goldturnedgray]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY YOU ARE AMAZING AND ALSO WONDERFUL AND PRECIOUS (I USED YOUR WORD THERE) AND YEAH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM YOUR FAVORITE (BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW OF ANY OTHERS) NOT-QUITE-A-BABY-PENGUIN. THIS IS GOING TO BE A GOOD YEAR FOR YOU. I CAN FEEL IT. :D :D :D :D :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'RE THE BEST PERSON EVER AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU'RE MY FAVORITEST PRECIOUS NOT-QUITE-A-BABY-PENGUIN AND SO MUCH LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goldturnedgray]

OK OK OK. So, which Disney princess are you? Well, Tiana, because you know what you want for your future and you work three (or more) jobs at once. Also, Mulan, because you're strong-willed (in a good way) and you're a leader. Plus, you played a man in Cripple. :)

Ahhh Mulan has always been the one I identify with most! And I still haven't seen The Princess and The Frog. 

But yeah. Mulan goes for what she wants and falls in love along the way. It seems better than love being the sole object of her want. 

[goldturnedgray]

In which Mary and I cry ourselves to sleep.

LIterally.

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10, 18, 19, 24-27, 32, 36, 41, 49, 60, 70, 73, 77, 92, 97 -anon fortified with the power of love!

Mary and I are answering these together! She's in italics!

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Oh gosh. Uhm. Err. Ugh. Okay. The word "retarded."  Which is a cop-out, but still.

Ignorance. Which ties into the use of words like "retarded" and "gay" as synonyms for negative adjectives. But also overall. 

18: What is your Song of the week?

Can't I go second?

All of Florence's new album. Mmmmm.

The Luckiest.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

FUCK YEAH.

Yes.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Uhh. Ketchup, mayo and dijon mustard. It's my standard dip.

Nothing, unless I'm with my sister, and then I dip it in her ranch.

25: What is your favorite food?

Mac and cheese. But the good kind, with like 6 types of aged and fresh cheeses and prosciutto and crispy onions and HHHNNNNNNNNGGGGG

Chocolate chip cookie dough!

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Speak of the motherfucking devil! We're doing this because we're waiting for our stream of Pride and Prejudice to load! Also, Mean Girls, Ratatouille, and some others.

First two Harry Potters, and there are others that I can't think of too, which I'm sure is very helpful.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Daniel. 

WHAT?!

Not like that...

WHAT?!

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

I don't drive.

Nope.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

One?

Whenever I finish my homework after getting back from rehearsal aka whenever I crash. During school, around 2. During summer, usually around 4.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

I had Practical Horseman, but then I went to college.

We get Time. I also want to get that here (and Nylon and Bitch).

49: Do you dance in the car?

Chair-dancing is my primary form of excercise.

Yes. As much as I can dance, which is not a lot, but still.

60: Wear slippers?

I have three different pairs.

Oh, no.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Not really, I just hope he shares my interests.

Bohemian living. That's a profession, right?

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

Nope.

When I got into Cornell, when they gave me my scholarship, when I got here, and when I realized that theatre is what I want to do with my life.

77: Ever been in love?

Nope.

92: Do you want to get married?

Yes. Actually, I'm engaged right now. [Our floor has a family tree.]

Not particularly. It's not in my plans. But if it happens, it happens.

97: Do you want kids?

Yes. Three or four probably. [After a request to amend her answer] I think I'll end up adopting.

I don't want my own kids. But I'd love to take in older foster children, from middle to high school age. They're hardly ever adopted, and end up with a lot of problems as a result. I've seen the effect theatre has on people, and I'd love to be able to help children the same way.

YOU'RE THE BEST NONNY FORTIFIED WITH THE POWER OF LOVE EVERRRRR!!!! THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!

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I can't even concentrate on my essay because I'm not in the right state of mind. It'll probably be like, "Je pense que je un Hufflepuff parce que Darren Criss.'

Mary, after the sex riot.

[yourbrightlonging]

Today was the best day I've had in a really long time.

I got to hang out with Mary for most of the day! And most of it was spent insulting each other and giving each other awesome nicknames while making our parents buy us things for college! And I didn't give in to my anxiety last night! And I'm not sad right now! And I'm not fighting with my parents! Plus, I finally met Lili, who is just as amazing as I thought she would be! And I received a hug! And I have a baby penguin named after me!!! And now I am sitting on my comfortable hotel bed and tumbling! And Jessica's back and tumbling and talking to her friends and just a;lksjng;aei4he!!!

Also, it's really, really funny to have conversations with your parents about election day when they have no idea what it really means.