#sr lars

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

I still think tumblr will actually like lars’s tweets, just saying

what if he gets introduced to tumblr

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

sr members rated based on whether i'd trust them to hold my drink or not

kaif, 5/10. he'll keep a good eye on it, unless he's drunk, so i'd only ask him at the very start of this hypothetical party

sam, -3/10. this man will chug the entire fucking drink the second i give it to him, without breaking eye contact with me. if we've got those disposable cups he will then proceed to eat the cup

stan, 6/10. actually very good at this, even when smashed. minus four points because he'll pass out at some point, and also because i think he'll get to the point where he tries to eat the cup too

josh, 4/10. he will think i am giving him a drink and then down the whole thing too. he doesn't get negative points because he didn't mean to be a dick

ebbz, 7/10. probably pretty good with it too, but minus three points because i expect her to prank me with it in some way

kate, 10/10. she gets it. good vibes all around.

glen, 0/10. he's not even there. he's been missing since 7pm, but even then, nobody is really sure if that was him or someone who really looked like him. he has not responded to a single message or call. his car keys are still on the bench in the house the party is being held in. his wallet is, too. everyone is holding a vote on whether they need to start breaking out the missing posters or not.

lars, 0/10. he was not allowed in the party on the basis that he is little baby man

gary, 3/10. willing to bet he is currently the drunkest person in the room. absolutely off his fucking face, on the goddamn moon levels of intoxication. you should probably cut him off before he develops alcohol poisoning.

dale, 11/10. the man fucking choked gary out when he thought that he'd punched josh without hesitation, this drink is fuckin safer than fort knox

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@paradoxicalpaldeann @sairitaikutsu

Have a couple of lars tweets :)

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

After going through Lars’s twitter for a bit I have come to the conclusion that some of his tweets radiate tumblr energy and i don’t know what to think of it.

case in point:

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

Lars smut headcanons here we go

feel free to add some

He gives off the vibes of someone who always claims he can top someone in bed, but ends up submitting to one of the boys after failing to prove it lmao

Lars has probably challenged someone at one point, and that made him end up an exhausted, panting mess. Probably with cum dripping out of his ass as well.

He CAN be a dom sometimes tho, which works too. He’ll try to put up a fight before submitting.

(This is more of a plot idea) Lars fucked Stan one time (omg free use stan mentioned) and ended up biting more than he could chew. Stan ended up power bottoming him for the shits and giggles.

Lars can probably suck dick. He’s not the best at it, but he can.