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[2blayzed2bake]

ssoyumi replied to your post “Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P”...”

hello I'm Soyumi and I'm chock full of cheesy jokes!

Hello, Soyumi! I’m Yixing, and I love cheesy jokes. I’ve got a few too, but that one was gold. Thanks for sharing it with me.

[hvnari-blog]

The time traveler was still hungry after his last bite, so he went back four seconds.

Nari squinted as she tried to make sense of what she was hearing. “Four seconds?” Her voice was filled with apprehenshion before realization dawned on her face, and she burst out into unstoppable laughter.

“For seconds, four seconds,” she exclaimed, clutching her stomach as she did, wincing in pain as the pain got overwhelming. “Oh, wow,” she said, impressed. “Did you get the joke from a joke-book?” 

[hyvnq]

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

I laughed a lot harder than need!

[mrktvn]

Kidding, I do miss ya.

too late for that bye.

[mrktvn]

Nah, I miss myself more

GOODBYE.

[mrktvn]

I miss you

Do you re---

[mrktvn]

Yah

don't yah me.

[kjungsj-blog]

Pancakes huh? Oh god, that sounds lovely.

Sweet, savoury. They have pancakes of all sorts there! Ah, I’m hungry just thinking about it—