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This is Days of Feast.....?

..... It's so pretty.... I want to open those boxes but I also want to leave them. They're so pretty, it'd be a shame to ruin it...

And look at all the lights!

Oh, hello there. Aren't you cold? Where are your arms and your legs? I have made a strange new friend today....

[the-vault-apprentice]

Get in, loser, we're going candle-running

As soon as I figure out how it moves.

[the-vault-apprentice]

Okay, that room where we hold hands with the dark to get to the Crackling Carb.... What's in there when its not a holiday?

[the-vault-apprentice]

This thing..... Fascinates me.

I wonder what it is.....

[the-vault-apprentice]

So uh. This happened.

... SIR.

[the-vault-apprentice]

...... Okay, WHAT is this thing?

I was shocked enough that the chat boat moves, but... What. What even IS that?

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