seen from Malaysia
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The Conservator and Guide have returned, however, they haven’t responded to any of my hails. I can onlu assume that they are intentionally ignoring me, reglecting their duties to the greater public, I reassure you, I will find them and I will assure the Museum’s proper reopening for visitors.
~ Auto
The problem of bookworms has been eliminated.
No further construction on the Museum will occur for the forseeable future. However, Guide and The Orb will provide addition content and link chains when time allows.
Unfortunately, Guide’s ingestion of a magical varient of bookworm caused them to transform into a giant worm. While they lack the natural omnivorous, even for human flesh, they require ample rest from work so will be taking vacation when necessary.
The Orb, on the other hand, appears to have secluded himself in the Bittybones section of the Museum, swearing off all contact until all swear fielty to him and the up and coming bitty demigod, Hobin, a Soft Bones with big plans for Museum renovations… as soon as he’s done with his nap.
Reports say Hobin is still napping despite arriving here last week.
On milder news, all of Poetax’s major comics have been link chained to each other.
Other than that, it’s just a normal day at the Museum with 3,041 armed bitties standing guard outside the front gate…
Why am I even surprised?
~ Auto
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Where did all these new exhibits come from? @ut-museum-guide
🎉🎉 We are open again! 🎉🎉
(At least for the next three days but don’t tell Auto.)
We archived a variety of new comics this month that we’re excited to share with you.
As per policy, we appreciate any corrections of inaccurracies. You can either message me ( @ut-museum-guide ) or the Museum itself.
Watch your step!
Several new exhibits feature dark themes such as abuse, non-con and other +18 topics on @utmconservator .
Archival posts begin tomorrow.
Pleasant viewing~
~ DMs, Asks, Submissions open ~
Long and Short of It
We will return March 1st.
~ Auto
Staff Shortage
Due to a staffing shortage, updates to the archived portions of the museum will be limited. I recently recieved a tranmission from The Conservator itself.
*plays a recording of crows shrieking followed by a chipper voice reminiscent of Guide*
Guide: The Orb says… don’t tip anything over… oh oh! And send a better satallite! Our uploads are far too slow and the system crashed after only a few dozen posts.
*recording stops playing*
As you can see… connection has been made with the Museum but it seems they’re… preoccupied. Until this obstacle is… removed, there will be no further content for the month aside from @utmconservator that will be gathered for the museum.
Please stand by for more updates.
~Auto
