#stalin meme

[chrisxtd]

When someone starts eating in the Soviet Union

[crankbaby]

Death of Stalin Sentence Starters

@thxwxlf​ said:  “You smell like rendered horse.”

“Fuck like one too...wanna ride?”

[crankbaby]

The Death of Stalin Sentence Starters

@bornofbloodandwater​ said:  “I’ve had nightmares that made more sense than this.”

“Sweetheart, I’ve had wet dreams that have made more sense than this, but the only way into the base is by submarine and I’m the only one here with a pilot’s licence.”

Pilot for a helicopter, not a submarine, sure, but the two work in roughly the same way, don’t they? Trevor suspects so anyway and that, to him, is enough. His licence is expired too, but hey, this whole job isn’t exactly by the books, is it? Stealing a sub shouldn’t be too difficult - he’s stolen bigger. 

“You listen to that husky sack of shit Michael and it’ll take you fuckin’ days to get in and out, this way is faster and you get to spend the afternoon in the company of a man just as God Damn beautiful as you, maybe ever more so.”

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“I trust nobody, not even myself”- Joseph Stalin