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you're not gonna BELIEVE who has covid

#standby;#why is my life just a series of unfortunate events for real #take me out back ol' yeller style honestly #i have had ENOUGH

as soon as i am done being nocturnal and thoroughly obsessed with video games and also unable to craft a compelling sentence, it's on sight @ drafts and asks

#standby;#ily all and i'm still lurking but mah gawd #i've finally admitted defeat & i must get the rot out my system #my settlements need me #(don't ask me about my son. he's fine. probably.)#and i've got writing itches slowly coming back but i'm not gonna try and force it because where's the fun in that??#things will happen when they happen but i hope everyone's good and gucci and drinking lots of water ♥

big fat verses update finally done!

#standby;#it got long ;v;#now i take the dogs for their walkies then i can answer msgs!#i really wanna try and do some drafts here tonight too tho ._.

character headcanon generator — 10 headcanons! Generate 10 headcanons and share whether they're true or not. Repost, don't reblog.

Jean's favorite color is pink. — False. Not that he hates it or anything, but his favorite is blue.

Jean steals other peoples clothes. — True. Applies to men only (t-shirts and hoodies) and is definitely a good sign that he fancies said man.

Jean is very good at using chopsticks. — True. He's just good with most fiddly things in general. Boy got those piano fingers.

If the source media was a musical, Jean would be the one character that asks why everyone is singing. — True... While also singing.

Jean doesn't own a single pair of matching socks. — False. All that needs to be said there, really lol.

Jean reads Ao3. — True. He absolutely would though. Jean would have ships for all his favorite shows and do not look in his bookmarks. ">_>

Jean has a pet dog. — True... Eren counts, right??

Jean is a horrible liar. — False. But debatable, it depends who he's lying to and why. He's good at blagging though. Can and will rob most people (but especially strangers) blind at the poker table. Cannot bullshit a friend when it comes to something too deep or serious.

Jean tells dad jokes. — False. Jean tells jokes that are bad, but I wouldn't necessarily call them dad jokes. He's not quite there yet lmao.

Jean is very willing to eat inedible things. — False. He is the one trying so hard to wrestle it out of the daring one's mouth because don't be stupid, your body can't digest that, how are you not dead yet already, oh my god.

Tagged by: @polishedforsurvival (tysm!! ♥)

Tagging: @praesidi | @calcitration | @naitfall | @worldhell & anyone that wants to!

#—headcanons.#standby;#that was v silly and fun ty for tagging me jen! c:#eren isn't escaping the dog allegations now WATD's back #sorry boo ♥

Happy munday, who remembers about 7 years ago when I first dipped because I got a littol puppy?

Here's my son, Niko, my baby boy, my pride and joy ft. the ass of my friend who he worships and adores (hence the hoard of toys he's brought to him as tokens of his love)

#standby;#tbd;#my precious little golden nugget #p.s. I'm still crippled and couch-bound today so idk if I'll get much done but attempts will be made #in the meantime tell me how cute my BOY is (or else)

PSA: no one should be dictating what ships you can & can't like so idk what i missed but back in my day nobody ever got crucified for having fun with fiction and i guarantee it was a lot better in the rpc without the holier-than-thou little justice crusaders trying to shame everybody who don't have that rod up their ass. so tldr: you have every right to curate your own space, but so do i. regardless of what i do/don't ship, if i don't like the vibe you're giving off then i'm blocking you. and if it upsets you that i can see a picture of eren and levi kissing without having a tantrum about it, block me. we're not gonna like each other and i do not have time to care.

#standby;#// i wasnt gonna say anything but i woke up mad today #this applies to current mutuals too; if you're one of those guys and i've just missed it - politely leave through the door to your left #keep your opinions off anon too; i'm just gonna ignore it idc #i came here for a good fun time i do not need to feel policed on my bullshit; go away

What color is your name?

Jean Kirstein

Jean Kirschtein

Tagged by : @naitfall (ty lovely!) Tagging: whoever wants to!!

#standby;#i usually spell it the first way but the latter got the blue i like so #jack's not doing draaafts~

What are you the patron saint of?

Patron saint of Heartbreak not of comfort. not of condolences. there is a heart and there is a fissure, a fracture, something that starts to splinter and break open. you're the patron saint of the way a heart is rent open. the way it tears itself apart. patron saint of the rift. patron saint of the gash. when they say to "open your heart" to somebody, you are the patron saint of bleeding out.

tagged by: stolen from: @wellfell c:

tagging: @praesidi | @astutior | @massensterben | @calcitration | @ausdauer & you!

#standby;#—headcanons.#i want to remind everyone jean's url means 'with all the heart'#so aNyWaYs ;v;#we have fun here #p.s. i would've tagged more but it just ?? untags them again ??#so if you wanna do it just pretend i did uvu