#standbycuetinyturtle

[songofthemorning]

shout out to friends who come over when things are weird and you're tired, and remind you that eating and hydrating needs to happen.

[housetohalf]

I've been going blueberry picking recently and here, have a bucket full of them~

dawww, you too sweetie <3 <3 <3

[songofthemorning]

Phrases of the Night: 

"yOU JUST SQUIRTED ME"

"...I just squirted myself."

"It's too thick."

"That oil's not gonna help the thickness."

"Maybe you should think about that the next time you destroy a rock pile."

"iT'S ON FIRE. NO REALLY. IT'S ON FIRE."

Edited to add: "You decapitated the smallest child."

[songofthemorning]

oncewild replied to your post “quy is giving me “helpful” tips on how to see if my lab TA wants to do...”

I was going through my likes today and this is still hilarious. I feel she is onto something here.

omg don't encourage her.

[songofthemorning]

quy and i just discovered that i accidentally tried to poison the dogs i'm taking care of with mushrooms

what am i

[goldturnedgray]

standbycuetinyturtle replied to your post: i spent the last 2 hours reading all the...

I believe this means you should write your own fanfics now~

wut they would be the shittiest

and will said, 'alana, would like the peen'

and alana said, 'sure, will'

and then will gave alana the peen