#starbind's rambles

[lady-starbind]

SPAMTON BRAINROT RANT

Geez there’s so much talk of Spamton lately.... I myself have even got the brainrot.... AND THE FANDOM HAS SO MANY COOL/CUTE IDEAS FOR HIM, I may have to meld these into my interpretation of him/whatever, bc I like them. I LOVE the idea that he’s this tiny 2-3ft creature, but honestly he’s probably just a wee shorter than your typical teenager. (I’m basing this off of Kris’ sprite compared to Spamton’s) ALSO NOTE HOW BIG HIS HEAD IS COMPARED TO THE REST OF HIS BODY

HIS HEAD IS LITERALLY THE SAME SIZE AS HIS BODY, WHICH MEANS ONLY ONE THING... He’s got a hugelarge head... The fact that he can enlarge it at will further supports this claim. The only time his head is more proportionate with his body is when he’s in his NEO form!

Idk but I have SEVERE BRAINROT with the funny garbage puppet man. I blame 3 things for this: 1# A neat friend I met on a Splatband server who’s super into Deltarune. 2: My own morbid curiosity about the fricker. 3: THOSE SPAMTON X READERS Y’ALL. Some ppl are like “I wanna give this boi a hug, a warm bed and some food! Poor puppet baby living in the garbage... ;w;” And others are like “OOOOOOH YEAH, I WANT TO DO SOME THINGS TO THIS PUPPET MAN >;3″ (like the thirsty simps they are)

Some ppl even like to interpret him as having tentacles? ...Which, that’s fine if that’s how u wanna interpret him lolz. But I dunno... I see him more as like a sentient robot/puppet man who just wants his freedom and to live happily. But that’s just me lolz.

I love how @superbellsubways​ interprets him, they draw him in such a cute and charming way! ;w; And I also love the idea a creative anon shared with @hollowsart​ on their blog about him being lightweight yet very strong!

(hope you guys don’t mind the mentions, if you do plz lmk somehow and I’ll cease the mentions)

It’d make sense for him to be heavy but like... I like the idea of him being lightweight! (one reason because I love the idea of carrying him around like a doll lol) Another thing about Spamton... I love how he’s kinda doll-like? Like... I respect he wants his freedom. But like, I LOVE how his NEO form resembles a doll ;w; (I may even sew one of him if I stay gaga for him lol) If I ever do draw him and/or portray him, I may have to use some of these neat ideas lol. (And I can give credits for inspiration and such, I don’t want to be the kinda person to claim ideas for their own.)

[lady-starbind]

Random dumb opinion... So when I saw the concept art of Avery without his glasses he looks like a Bishie from a dating sim... Like he’s a straight up pretty boy who specializes in Psychic types.

[lady-starbind]

Just came up with a fun little idea! Ever wanted to be a Gym Leader but can’t because you like to travel/and or have no Gym to call your own? Why not become a Nomadic Gym Leader! The type of Gym Leader that specializes in a Type or two and tries to give challengers a well... challenge. The reward for winning is the satisfaction of having a battle. I’d give out Gym Badges if I could but... Nomadic Gym Leaders aren’t canon so they can’t exactly do that.

....Just a random thought. It’d be kinda fun to be like a Gym Leader, so this goofy little fan idea came to my head. Feel free to entertain it yourself if you think it’s fun.

[lady-starbind]

When you’re thinking about a possible future Pokemon Team should you get Sword or Shield and part of you is like “I would love to specialize in my favorite type/types!” But then these other cute/amazing boogers that aren’t the type you want to stick to come around... It’s honestly a struggle. I might just cave in and forget specializing.... maybe I can specialize during the postgame. (once I get either game of course.)

[lady-starbind]

~Pokemon Sword and Shield Rant~

The new Pokemon games look amazing! ...I don’t have a switch rip. I’m thinking... If I ever got one of the games, I’d might catch me one of those new Raven Pokemon and call it “Nevermore”.. And then catch me one of those new sheep Pokemon! >w< Also another female Professor? Yes! >w< Loving the name Magnolia~ And then... I may have to put my oc as the protag cuz I love him so much...