GOTG INCORRECT QUOTES (MY AU)
Kitty: 🐱, Peter: 📼, Groot: 🌳, Rocket: 🦝, Gamora: ⚔️, Drax: 🔪, Tandy: 🗡️, Tyrone: 🌌, Mantis: 🪲. Nebula 🤖
🌌: You know, Peter gives Kitty flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
🗡️: *gives Kitty flowers*
🗡️: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
🔪: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
🌌: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
🗡️ : Don’t mansplain this to me!
🐱: Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
🗡️ : …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
🌌: Every time I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
📼: Okay, but what is updog?
🪲: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
🐱: No, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
🦝: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
⚔️ : Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
🤖: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
🗡️: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
🌌: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
🌳: I am Groot? (What’s a henway??)
🔪: Oh, about five pounds.
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📼 : We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest*
📼 : Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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🦝: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under
🐱: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*
🗡️ , poking Kitty's arm: Kitty Kitty . Kitty . Kitty .
🗡️: …We’re out of Capri Suns—
🐱: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
📼, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
🔪: Wow, Kitty was late too! What a coincidence!