“A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So I started explaining to her as kindly as I could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts me and says, "Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!” roman shook his head as he finished telling the story, “i’m serious, i can’t make this stuff up, i never thought i’d have to tell someone their baby can’t drink coffee.”








