#startup humor

[vengoai]

You ever host a webinar so bad you still hear crickets in your sleep?

The Pitch Slapped crew is back, and this time they’re armed with fake attendees, forced RSVPs, and billion-dollar expectations... on a $100 budget. From ghost town vibes to niche dreams of AI-loving cat owners, this episode is for every startup that's ever hit "Go Live" and prayed someone—anyone—would show up.

💻 Desperation is the strategy. 🎯 “Scale” is the word of the day. 🙃 And no, pretending to be your own audience doesn’t count as traction.

👉 Watch Episode 8: Webinar Nobody now and cringe through every awkward moment. 💬 Tag someone who’s definitely RSVP’d to their own event. @fablestudios

[vengoai]

They thought hiring 50 interns would solve their problems. Instead, someone just uploaded a resume into the coffee machine. Welcome to Pitch Slapped Episode 7 – The Intern Swarm, where chaos reigns, Jacob might be an honorary AI, and nobody knows who’s actually working. Watch now! VengoAI.com

[vengoai]

💻✨ The Blogpocalypse is real. Crystal wants AI to write all the blogs. Jacob wants grammar back. Kayleigh just wants humanity to survive.

🤖 New episode out now → chaos guaranteed. VengoAI.com @fablesimulation

[vengoai]

🚨 Well, this happened.

Jason hit “send” on 1,000 pitch decks. Jacob called it "Blaster Time." Kristal called it a cry for help. The inbox? Three replies—and one of them unsubscribed. Welcome to startup fundraising in the age of AI, rejection, and sad trombone bots. 🥲🎺

🎬 Watch the latest Pitch Slapped episode now.

[vengoai]

🎬 New Series Drop | Vengo AI: Episode 1 — “Pitch the Golden Ticket”

Kristal called over 100 potential customers today. ✅ Every one of them signed up for the free trial. ❌ None of them converted.

Cue Jacob, who reminds her: you’re not just selling tech—you’re selling the dream of effortless growth. AI agents that work while you sleep? Now that’s the pitch.

💡 Animated with Showrunner. 💬 For every founder who’s screamed into the SaaS void… this one’s for you.