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[scribbleyogurt]

i’m crying why are you the evil version of keymashslushy 😭

I have no idea who that is. The name has never crossed my mind before. Sounds like some fucked up and evil version of me but idk 🤷

[kenphobia]

a date 4 alex.

thanks 4 requestin, dearest <333 !!

mylo speaks. i am terribly sorry for the late respond ummm ... i ran out of ideas for this one and i am sorry for that as well !! either way, this was really nice to write :] hope you enjoy (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

lowercase intended. yandere themes / toxic behaviour.

➜ KALIM AL-SIM !? ᝰ

scarabia's dorm leader that never falls to make some, if not all, people's day bright. he cam be a bit oblivious and not understanding certain things but he does try.

and kalim, being the most sunshine he is, would be quite interested about you when he hears a handful of rumors he managed to overhear from a random customer and went on his merry way to talk to you. why? nothing really, he just wants to know of you're malleus level of unapproachable or different.

i'd say kalim would even notice his crushing on you until jamil or someone else points it out. he'd ramble on and on about how wonderful and kind and sweet and pretty— fuck, he's in love.

he's panicking internally and externally, jamil has to calm him down before it gets worse. it's because he doesn't like you (of course, this is kalim we're talking about!!), it's because he's new to crushing on someone for real. he had a couple of crushes, but most of them turned out as him desperate for friends or simple admiration, like an average fan to an idol.

but once he gets his feelings sorted out, you'll find him outside your window with lots of riches and jewelry beside him, as well as a whole choir singing a famous love song from the scalding sands.

jamil probably had to drag him away since he may or may not have done it at 3 am in the morning. an apologetic note from scarabia's vice dorm leader was posted on your front door in the next hours or so.

kalim is extremely affectionate, always having his arms thrown over your shoulders. he's always flustered whenever doing so.

he has a hard time when it comes to comforting others but he'll make sure to hug the insecurities out of your mind, even for just a moment. he can come off as blunt when it comes to talking, but trust me— he cares about your well-being and always want to be happy.

he makes it his goal to make you laugh and forget about your problems, he feel proud when you do and 'rewards' you with his special, s/o-reserved hugs.

you and him would the greatest duo, i promise. with your bubbliness and his energetic self, you both are well-known for being the most wholesome couple in school. everyone was either supportive of your relationship or chill with it. some people envied the two of you, most of time in a "good why i can't have that??" way.

!! yandere stuff below; read with caution. !!

as a yandere, kalim acts almost the same yet to a more extreme degree. his affection becomes more suffocating as if he's a snake and you're the rat he's going to feast on for tonight, the feeling of garnet red irises watching you from afar was as comforting as standing in a pool of lava like a fool.

kalim's prone to having intrusive thoughts, his anxiety spiking up whenever you're not close to him. he wonders where you are, who are you with and if you're safe or not, so he has a few friends who were more than willing to watch over you.

he doesn't just let his friends do all the work, he plants seeds of doubt in your mind, making weird comments about your friends and whispering lies into your ear in hopes you would drop them. he doesn't want to hurt anyone but if it means he can get you, he'll do anything to do that.

he's extremely possessive. his arms always finding itself snaked around you, eyes twinkling with malicious intent as he smiles brightly at the person who decided to ruin your time together with him.

kalim isn't as dumb as most people would think. he knows a thing or two and will not hesitate to use his wealth to get what he wants. he doesn't have much of a status when it comes to royalty but he has people who are and is willing to help him. after all, who wouldn't resist such a polite boy? it's not like they could, especially with the blackmail he somehow has.

he has no idea just how bad his obsession is, but he does know what he's doing is morally wrong. while it does hurts him to do awful things, he couldn't risk you slipping from him.

he needs you, okay? just stay with him! you'll be happy together! so many riches, gifts and even custom made chains made out of real gold! now, doesn't that sound wonderful? (atleast, to kalim)

whether or not you agree, he's never letting you go <33

➜ RUNNER UP !? ᝰ

⌗ ៹ rook hunt. | of course, this beauty of a huntsman is an absolute romantic when it comes to you; gifts under his name spotted all around your room, poems and praises he sung and which were all about you. he's such a fine gentleman, so fine you forgot he's a yandere.

[magnusarchivis]

W: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 80 (with a sum up)

[ Recorder begins. ]

Jon: I suppose this is it. There’s nothing else I can do then. Everyone’s out of the office-- save for. Well. The other, Sasha. It’s just. Me. 

[ Long pause, Jon swallows dryly. ]

Jon: I think the goodbyes were as good as they were going to get. I. Moh. Kirk. Martin-- Tim. Melanie. Madi--. I. What the hell. But this isn’t even about me, it shouldn’t truly be.  [ Clenching the hard plastic around the recorder is heard. ] Jon: It’s about Sasha. 

[ Another tape recorder is heard going off. ]

Sasha (RECORDING): It’s just a scratch, Jon. I’ll be fine. Can we begin?

Jon:  Was there anything I could have done? Could I have.. If I had.

Sasha (RECORDING): I thought it was pronounced “Kah-lee-o-pee?”

[ Jons voice gets heavy, his breath is ragged. ]

Jon: This was in her desk. Well hidden, but if I had been more thorough I. 

[ Long pause. ]

Jon: Was there anything in my power I could have done to save you. Sasha. 

Sasha (RECORDING): Hello? I see you. Show yourself. 

[ Tape noises. ]

Not!Sasha, mimicking old Sasha(RECORDING): H... helllo. I. see you. I see you. 

Jon, vindictively: And now I see you. 

[ Recording ends. ]

[ Recording begins. ]

Jon, whispered:  It is remarkably easy to buy an axe in Central London. Harder to sneak it into Artefact Storage, but not impossible. I don’t know if destroying this is going to kill that thing… but I am damn sure it’s going to hurt.

[ Noise of axe hitting & splintering wood, and the grunts of the archivist as strange music starts to build and intensify. ]

Jon: Hollow. Just cobwebs and dust. 

[ Familiar eerie laughter. ] 

Micheal: That.. was very stupid, Archivist. 

Jon: What do you want?

Michael: There’s no other way out of this room you know.

Jon: What?

Michael: You don’t have time to escape before they get here. 

Jon: I. No-- I. The. The... The “Not Sasha?” No--No. But the table..

Michael: Was binding it, quite effectively. 

Jon: Oh. Oh no. 

[ In the background, the archivist is worriedly muttering ‘No’ over and over. ]

Not!Sasha, heavily distorted and distant: Jooooooohn.....

[ Strange sounds, almost like something roaring open as Michaels laugh echoes.]

Jon, terrified: Please. God I-- No.. no.. Shit!

[ Recording ends. ]

(SPOILERS)SUMMARY: This runs into episode 80! Essentially Jon is going to be hunted down by this giant monster and disappear for a bit. Tunein to find out what happens! We’re entering the end of season 2!

[kenphobia]

a date 4 bug.

thanks 4 requesting, lovely <33 @starbursts-hyperfixiation

mylo speaks. i tried to make this as long as possible because this ask was sent before i added the interests part in the matchup page •́ ‿ ,•̀

anyways!!! i hope you enjoy this !! and sorry if it seems like it got cut off at the end, im rushing sjsjsjab

lowercase intended. yandere themes / toxic behaviour.

➜ AZUL ASHENGROTTO !? ᝰ

azul is a wonderful gentleman as we all know of him. although, he does have a slightly checkered background in his work, he makes up for it by changing up the rules and making it more manageable for the customer and him. as well as making it less.. cruel, for the lack of better words.

at first, he was curious about you, especially with the aloof aura surrounding you. being the businessman he is, he came and meddled with your work. wanting to know more about who or just what you are.

he didn't even realise that he slowly but surely falling for you. he'd managed to recongise the warm, fluttering feeling in his stomach when the leech twins pointed out his flustered behavior (and also had to sit through floyd's teasing).

azul is a smart guy, and yet whenever he's around you, he feel so starstrucked; his rational self fighting and biting off his affection starved self.

at the start of your relationship, azul keeps himself at a certain distance; not too far but not too close either. this was his first relationship so it's expected for him to feel this way.

this doesn't mean he isn't affectionate! he tries to show his love towards you in a more subtle tone, with bits of hesitance in his movements— rigged and stiff, yet he completely melts right away in your touch. (you can't tell me that this man isn't touch-starved, or i'm just self-projecting ... who care anyways?)

as you and him get further and further in your relationship, he begins to crack and becomes more comfortable around you. in public, he'll ruffle your head and kiss your forehead. sometimes i'll hold your hand as you two walk to your shared destination.

only behind closed doors is when azul fully lets himself hug you— cuddle you close to his chest whether you two do sleepovers, when one of you is tired or just when he feels like it.

he'll sometimes surprise you by hugging you from behind, tucking his chin in the softness of your hair.

azul tries his best to help you with anything; from schoolwork to whatever crowley has assigned to do, he is your lover, after all. and not only he doesn't mind, he loves assisting you with tasks because to him, you and him are getting closer each time you guys spend hours together whether that be cuddling or working.

and oh, do talk about your ambitions to him. he loves hearing your thoughts as it's the reason why he came to you in the first place (other than trying to make you run for your money); to hear you voice your opinions on things.

!! yandere stuff below; read with caution. !!

having azul as a yandere basically means your privacy is non existent. unlike regular azul who may be a little bit nosy but still respects your privacy, yandere azul throws the whole deal out of the window.

extremely delusional and possessive as well. you can never find peace without him sticking to you like glue or one of the octavinelle students— it's either one of the twins or some student he blackmailed and ordered to watch over you— following you closely.

he believes you love him the same way he loves you. well, at least he pretends you do. pampers you with lots and lots of affection, it would've been nice if it wasn't suffocating and too sugar-coated. as much as this octopus displays himself as a mentally stable and sweet gentleman, there's no denying he has obsessive tendencies.

he doesn't even try to hide said tendencies and gaslights everyone, especially you, he let you know what he's been up to.

what he's been up to will remain a secret; for the sake your sanity and i.

➜ RUNNER UPS !? ᝰ

⌗ ៹ jade leech. | a classy man with classy mushrooms. he takes pride in being the most helpful and bestest boyfriend to you, and takes his time to immerse in spending his moments with you. he just hopes you will as well when he has you in his basement.

[kenphobia]

a date 4 erin.

thanks for requesting !! <33

aer notes. this was fun to do ngl (*´ω｀*)

lowercase intended.

➜ TREY CLOVER !! ᝰ

trey is an absolute sweetheart, pretty laid-back but can and will snap back if you pressed the right buttons.

having trey as your lover is like sitting or laying down in a lively plains, watching the clouds til the night comes to steal the show. your relationship is almost the same as back when you two were friends with a few romantic additions.

the overall experience with this beautiful man is unsurprisingly nice and homey. though, trey sometimes nag you about brushing your teeth or taking yourself in general.

as heartslabyul's vice leader, trey is often away to tend the dorm and help riddle with whatever he's fussing about (*coughs* ace and deuce *cOughs*).

he's very much apologetic about on this behavior of his, making promises on making it up to you and not failing to do so. often times, he invites you to bake with him so atleast you and him can spend whatever time you have.

and of course, trey is always up for affection as long as he isn't busy with the dorm. cuddles usually happen closed doors though trey makes sure to always hold your hand out in the public, excusing it as "not wanting to lose you in the crowd."

yandere trey is a wreck, and with you, he's a whole hurricane.

he's possessive yet will never show that side of him, fearing you might hate him for it. he'll do anything to keep you by his side and whenever you're far away from him, you bet your ass he's all over the place and questioning where you are.

and there's where his living cameras come in! he would order a few from heartslabyul to follow you around and report to him about anything, and i mean anything you do. you talked to someone? write that down. you went to your dorm? write that shit down.

he's all up in your business, brushing it off as him being the best -overprotective- boyfriend he is. he tells you not to worry but whenever you're away for too long, he makes it a big deal.

small arguments about his paradoxical self happen all the time, most of them ends with him gaslighting you to apologize and treats it as you getting a bit fussy.

on the delusional scale, i would say he's about a 7/10. while he's well-aware how wrong this feels and how it must be disturbing for you, his logical side gets swept under the rug by his yandere tendencies.

speaking of yandere tendencies, you would barely notice it unless you squint your eyes— he's a good liar and a master at manipulation, after all. (mansplain, manipulate, manwhore <33)

he's not quick to kidnap you, not at all! he's willing to wait, although do be mindful of what you do; you'll never know when that patience runs out (◠‿・)—☆

➜ RUNNER-UPS !! ᝰ

⌗ ៹ ace trappola! a lovable, humble idiot. although, he acts as if he has enough experience with romance, he melts and becomes putty whenever you show his affection. just keeps him at arms length, unless you want him clinging to you all the time.

⌗ ៹ jade leech! an absolute gentleman; helps you with anything and treats you nicely with small kisses on your hand and words of affirmation. he may not be as loud as his twin but do remember, he still bites.

[magnusarchivis]

W: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 89: TWICE AS BRIGHT.

STATEMENT:  #0172404 / DATE: March 4th.

[ Recorder Begins ] 

Jon: ....This is a statement of Jonathan Sims. March 4th, it’s about 12pm. I... I. I’m not to sure what to say right now but. I. Well I suppose I have a knack for making last minute statements before my possible death-- I guess. Regardless. I’m about to meet Jude Perry, I don’t fully know fully what she looks like but according to my investigation she’s not hard to miss. That or.. She’ll find me. I guess. She’s the first clue into whatever this... god. Of mine. Is. The--

Jude: Is that you, Archivist?

Jon: Oh I--. I. Yes. You. Jude Perry?

Jude, with a maliciously wry tone: That’s me, yeah. The one and only!

[ Pause. Movement of a jacket. ]

Jon: --Right then. Well. Pleasure. 

Jude: Not going to shake my hand? Jon?

Jon: I’d rather not. 

[ Jude, chuckling. ]

Jon: Something funny? Ms. Perry?

[magnusarchivis]

TW: Warning! Spoilers for TMA season 3 ish. Please be aware of paranoia, being degraded, and murder ment!

[ Recorder begins. ]

Martin: I’m here. Did you want me to close the door behind me?

[ Papers are being shuffled in the background. ]

Elias:  Yes, close the door. You may sit.

[ A chair is being pulled out, someone takes a seat. ]

Martin:  So... You wanted to see me. For my. Performance review?

Elias: Yes. I did. So. [ Pause. ] I think we’d start with an exercise. Where you give yourself a review, and tell me what it is. Now, go ahead.

Martin: I. What? [ Pause. ]  Um... Like, on a scale, or...? I think I've been doing pretty well.

Elias: Not just on a scale. [ Pause. ]  If you were in my position, I'd like you to give a review on Martin Blackwood. Archival Assistant to the Magnus Institute.

Martin: Ooookay... uh. 

Martin:  Well. Lets see. Martin Blackwood is... punctual. He's always on time. He does his work, and... Well, I'd say he does it. Swimmingly. ......Uhhh, he stays after to do all the paperwork the archivist hasn't done for today. So, that's pretty good.

Elias, with conviction:  Yes. Now what are the cons.

Martin:  Well, there is the... whole... all out of vacation days, bit. And then some. Because of ah, the worm incident.

Elias:  You're allowed to take a set amount of days. After the worm incident I do think that you and everyone do need it.

[ A long pause. ] 

Elias:  What about truthfulness? Is Martin truthful.

Martin: As truthful as anyone can be.

Elias, coldly:  Don't give me washed answers Martin. It's your job as the archival assistant to relay information for your cases-- which implies that you should be honest with your boss. Yes? Unless I should take everything for granted.

Martin:  I provide as much correct and accurate information to the archivist as I can. Of course i'm honest about my investigations. I trust the work that my collegues do, therefore, I...

[ The legs to a seat shift. ] 

Martin:  I offer my own honest work in return. As much as I can. If that's not enough for you, than you can review all of my paperwork and cross reference it. But you'll be here for days, because as I said, I... do my work. All of it.

Elias: Fine. If you’d like to dance, we can dance. 

[ Someone leans back in a seat. ] 

Elias:  It's not enough for me when you don't answer me truthfully when I ask where Tim is, and why.

[ A pause. ] 

Elias:  I'm sure you're well aware of the murder that had happened recently.

[ The tape recorder starts to sound staticy, like it’s jumbled, and getting louder. ]

Elias:  I don't particularly want anything like that happening to any, of you.

[ A very, very long pause. Martin sniffles. ]

Martin, softly: Right.

Elias: Will you tell me the truth, Next time. 

[ Pause. ]

Elias: Good. [ Elias sighs, then sounds happier. ]  Other than that your work is as you described. Exemplary. Keep it up. I don't think there's anything else that hinders your review. If you'd like to take the rest of the day off you may do so. Let me know if you need anything. 

[ The legs to the seat shift, and the door to the office opens, then closes. ]

Elias: Hmph. [ To the tape recorder, we assume. ] Had to just listen in. Didn’t you. I suppose it may be of further use the next time they act out again. Or perhaps for you? Jon. Nonetheless.  Elias: One down. Two to go. Tim and Melanie’s performance review will not go as easy. I know that. Though, being back from that dreadful vacation, I’m sure Tim will get the point. If anything, at least Martin should be thinking about that image for a very, long while. Just one less in the pile to worry about. 

[ Recorder Ends. ]