Rating: hell no | how about no | eh | kinda cute i guess | that’s adorable | omg omg yes | otp | you’re fucking kidding right i’m dying because of these two
I feel like it’d be a really hate sex type shit haaahhh
proposes: Harrison probably does some magic to propose.
shops for groceries: Neil. He can’t trust Harrison much with such a sensitive job.
kills the spiders: Neither. They have learned to live and serve their arachnid rulers because neither can muster up the balls to kill them before they run off.
comes home drunk at 3am: Harrison. Neil’s the more responsible one. At least, he likes to think so.
makes breakfast: Harrison. He does it purely because cooking is fun. And because Neil doesn’t have “”the touch””.
remembers to feed the fish: Neil, OCDly again.
decorates the apartment: Harrison. He always brings home fun things for the apartment.
initiates duets: Harrison. Neil’s not much of a singer unless someone prompts it.
falls asleep first: Harrison. Neil stays up late and sleeps in.
sends the most selfies: Neil, only because Harrison sends photos of his magical companions (rabbits, doves, etc.) more than selfies.
makes the first move: Harrison, probably to get Neil on his good side again and then ultimately seducing the science boy.
plans spontaneous trips: Harrison. Neil prefers staying home, unless Harrison has something to say about it.
~Send me a ship and I’ll rate it~