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I dont know who to romance 😫 everyone is so amazing

Thank you💕💕💕💕😭 I hope I can help anon.

Romance Jade/Jean if you want to feel like you're repeating a past mistake, if you want to explore the depths of the person you thought loved you and who you thought you loved. If you want fiery debates, deep conversations, and very rare moments of vulnerability. J will hurt you, and they won't realize half of the time, and the few times they do notice, J won't act apologetic. At all. It's reconciling past and present in order to potentially rekindle the spark between J and you. Being in a romance with them, though, pays off. They're loyal, protective, worried about you, they want to be involved in your life.

Romance Uma if you want to mend an open wound, if you want to explore the meaning of loneliness, of art and creativity. Uma's relationship with you is built on a very strong emotional connection that has since been neglected and left to rot. Romancing Uma means regaining their trust, revisiting the meaning of friendship. Uma's calming presence serves as a safe haven for you, their route is marked by genuine support and acceptance, it's embracing the unexpected.

Romance Statler if you want delayed gratification. If you're willing to take the risk of everything going wrong in every possible way—if you want to make terrible decisions, too. If you manage to overcome the major obstacle that's their partner Noir, Statler's route is mature and grounded. It's about quite literally forcing Statler to enjoy life, to fight for their dreams, to discover what they truly want to do. Their romance goes beyond being an old unrequited high school crush.

Romance Wanda if you want a bold and passionate experience, an unanswered question of "what went wrong?" Wanda isn't about the baggage, she won't create needless drama—there's enough surrounding her life as it is—and she expects you to do the same. Her route is built on a mix of flirtatious charm and genuine affection, a relationship that is characterized by bold gestures, heartfelt confessions, and a sense of adventure. Wanda seems like the least angsty route, and if you believe that she's without worries and concerns, she has fooled you too.

Romance Kai if you want to meet your opposite in life. If you want the kind of experience that your entire family is going to disapprove of. If you want to discover the limits of physical attraction, if you want to blur all the lines and watch as someone with very noncommittal tendencies experiences a very intense chemistry with you. Kai's route is full of witty banter and surprises, it's about opening up and overcoming past mistakes and traumas in order to properly enjoy the present.

Romance Travis if you want a grueling experience with very little communication. If you want to feel truly and genuinely hated prior to the reconciliation. Unlike J, Travis knows he can potentially hurt you. He knows you well enough to know and remember all your weaknesses, he knows how to exploit them, and he won't hesitate to do so—Travis is hurt enough he feels justified in all he says and does. If you endure Travis (regardless of a positive or negative reaction), romancing him means peeling off all his layers, slowly meeting again your old best friend.

Romance J&Kai if you want to dive headfirst into a complex web of emotions and attraction, if you're prepared to juggle the enigmatic J and the intense Kai. Both J and Kai have their quirks and challenges, and navigating their romantic dynamic is no easy feat. They're driven individuals who often clash, attempt to tear each other apart, and who will try to drag you along with them. It's about reconciling differences, and exploring the depths of your connection with both of them.

Romance Uma&Travis is like looking into a mirror of a past could have been. It’s about mending old wounds, embracing the beauty of art, and rediscovering the meaning of friendship. Uma, with their calming presence, provides a safe haven for all three of you, fostering genuine support and acceptance. While Travis may initially resist, this route is about peeling back the layers of his defenses and finding the camaraderie that was once shared in your close friendship.

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hi! so I have dropout 24/7 on my mind and I'm always trying to remember fun asks to send you just to see how our dear ros would react lol. I think this one hasn't been asked before (but I apologize if it has!) so: What would the ROs do if, when in a relationship with mc, they tried to kiss drunk MC but the MC didn't recognize them and pushed the ROs away saying “No, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner”? also I love you and your story <3 take care!

Thank you anon! I obv don't know which asks are yours but thanks for sending and being patient^^ and for thinking about dropout🫂

Jade/Jean- ignores your words (or they try, smiling faintly) as they look you over. J narrows their eyes, holds you by the shoulders. “How much have you drunk, [Name]? Nevermind. Come with me. I’ll get you some water.”

Uma- pulls back with s grin, snorts, then chuckles. Uma rubs your arm, tugs on your wrist and intertwines your fingers with theirs. “Ah— They sound lucky. If they’re your partner.” Uma laughs again when they look at you, they say, “You’re so going to forget all of this in the morning.”

Statler- “Wait— But that’s—” Statler pouts a bit, pointing at themself. They don’t seem entirely happy at the prospect of being so easily forgotten, or dismissed. It’s something they swiftly move on from, though. Statler forces a little awkward chuckle, “I think you’ve drunk enough for today. Let me take care of you.”

Wanda- grins excitedly, wraps both her arms around your shoulders, says, “Oh~ Tell me about her, then. I wanna know all the goss,” Wanda adds in a mumble something about sounding like Maude and Statler. Her fingers play with your hair enticingly.

Kai- “What? Who? Are you cheating—” panic punches Kai in the gut, a very brief second until they realize they’re your girlfriend/boyfriend and now they’re feeling like an idiot. “Oh, fuck off. You’re drunk. Let’s get you to bed.”

Travis- truth be told, Travis is probably just as drunk as you. His hands find your waist, hold it for support as his hazed eyes look into yours. “So do I,” Travis admits, looks down at your lips briefly, “They’re a bit of an idiot, but...”

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when you're feeling up to it. can we get the ros reactions when they find out that it was a mosquito bite? [especially want to see if j, kai, and travis understand the meaning of 'eating crow'. and uma deserves a hug. statler too! wanda the queen of handling things calmly, a champ.]

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Jade/Jean- “... Ah.” J pauses awkwardly. Their eyes narrow, anchored in that one spot on your neck. “You should— No, I’m not explaining why I was mad. Just— C’mere, I’m worried about that. Let me take care of it, okay?”

Uma- they pale almost instantly, shuddering, paranoid as they look around with a grimace. “[Name]—” they say, deadly serious, “I’m not fucking stepping foot in your house unless you kill that monster.”

Statler- “I already... Knew that?” Statler winces, “Okay— I thought it was a love bite.” And then they apologize. Profusely, and they apologize some more. “I really don’t know how to fix that, though... No— [Name] don’t you date scratch it.”

Wanda- “Oh my God. That’s actually really scary,” she shudders a little. Unlike Uma, Wanda isn’t terrified of bugs, though that doesn’t mean she remotely likes them. “You’re gonna find this funny, though! You see— I thought that bite was a hickey and was kinda flipping my shit over here!”

Kai- “Whaaaat? No fucking way,” Kai snorts, laughs—you swear you see them flush—they they cradle your face, twist it so they get a better view of the mosquito bite, and they laugh harder.

Travis- “What kind of mosquito even does that? It—” Travis huffs, flushes, he avoids your gaze like it’s a pest (luckily gets mad at something that isn’t you) “Is it fucking Australian or what?”

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Alright, folks. Let's take a brief break from sexiness and sprinkle some fluff.

MC gets up in the night for some reason and when they come back to bed, they give the snoozing ROs a lil smooch on the forehead b/c they think the RO is asleep (but they aren’t). How do the ROs react?

Jade/Jean- you only know Jay is awake a few seconds later, when they give a little amused snort, when their hand blindly finds yours in the dark—and squeezes it lightly. They don't say anything, they don't have to.

Uma- they give you a little laugh, Uma shifts until they're facing you, until their arms are wrapped around your waist and they're pulling you close again. As if they can't bear to have you being away from them.

Statler- they fight back a smile, but it's no use. Statler grins broadly, opens their eyes. “Hello to you too,” they say—with an uncharacteristic mask of coolness that you know is just Statler being playful; it swiftly breaks as they chuckle again—and then they’re leaning closer, like they can’t help it, and kiss you.

Wanda- her eyes blink open, she gives you a little cheeky grin—almost makes you feel like you just got caught doing something naughty—Wanda cups your cheeks, tilts your head, returns a kiss to your forehead. “That was very cute,” she comments.

Kai- it’s easier, way easier, for Kai to pretend they’re still asleep. To casually turn around and, only then as they’re facing the wall, open their eyes and vaguely confront the many feelings punching at their chest.

Travis- “Don’t do that. I’m asleep,” Travis suddenly says, sounding much more serene and clear than even a half-awake person would. Unhappy with his own reaction, Travis clicks his tongue, opens his eyes, “There. Get it over with so we can actually sleep.”

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hi! I have a couple of nsfw asks, but feel free to ignore if they make you uncomfortable! <3 the first one is: how do the ros react to someone telling them and mc to just fuck already? the second: What's the dirtiest thought the ros had about MC? and the last: What does the ros want their first time with MC to be like? (I guess J can sit this one out lol) thank you for your time and thank you so much for all the attention and care you give us <3 <3

You're so sweet anon😭💕 No need to thank me^^ It's my pleasure!

Slight NSFW below!

How do the ros react to someone telling them and mc to just fuck already?

“That’s... none of your business” (really awkward because they've thought about it lol): Statler, Uma

“Why don't you fuck off and mind your own business?”: Travis, Jean/Jade

*ignores the person and turns to MC, trying to act very casual* “Hey— So— Are you free later? Why? Oh— You know why!”: Wanda

“What makes you think we haven't fucked already?”: Kai

What's the dirtiest thought the ros had about MC?

Jean/Jade: Has fantasized often about MC calling them mommy/daddy (they'd rather drown [again] than admit it out loud gnskkds)

Uma: Wants to paint MC nude. They've always found them more than beautiful.

Statler: tends to just figuratively bang their head against the wall every time anything remotely dirty crosses their mind.

Wanda: (romanced/crush stage) wonders about MC's reaction to being sent nudes. And if they'd send nudes back.

Kai: ... what dirty thought haven't they had?🧍 MC and exhibitionism and all possible combinations between them (for example fksmdm).

What does the ros want their first time with MC to be like?

Travis: when he was friends with MC, he fleetingly wondered what MC might look like when they're having sex. Atm though... not many nice thoughts go through his head ckkskf especially if MC is involved.

Jean/Jade: if J and MC didn't have sex when they were first dating, J would want their first time with MC to be the very definition of special. Gentle, slow, passionate— J's declaration of how much they care for MC.

Uma: would want MC to be their first time period, they trust MC to take it from there.

Statler: would want to serve MC, please them thoroughly and fulfil their every whim. It's a night for MC to enjoy everything Statler can offer.

Wanda: romantic, sweet, slow. Wanda wants to take her time, make it last as long as possible for the both of them.

Kai: doesn't really care for first times. Kai only wants it to happen, they don't spend their time wondering about how.

Travis: as of now? Realistically speaking, Travis and MC's first time is most likely going to be angry hate sex. (And he wouldn't have it any other way).

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How would the RO’s react if, during a silly argument, the MC paused, looked at them and said “You’re cute when you’re angry. It makes me want to kiss you more.”

Jade/Jean- “So do it,” their anger snuffs, J gives you a little challenging smirk, like they’re daring you to act on your words. “What? You’re going to make me wait for it?”

Uma- they’re a little startled, blinking rapidly as their brown cheeks flush. “Uh... Thanks—? Thanks. This is not... the right moment, though.”

Statler- the speed at which Statler recovers is astounding. First, they correct you, “I’m not mad. Promise.” Then, Statler grins, “And— You’re calling me cute? Have you seen yourself?”

Wanda- with a little dramatic flair that seems so natural to Wanda, she puts a hand to her chest, anger (if there ever was one) more than forgotten. Wanda leans up/down, plants a little chaste kiss on your lips. “You want more? You’re gonna have to work for it,” she laughs mischievously.

Kai- “Cute?” Kai barks a laugh. They look like they’d rather eat glue than believe you—a little disgruntled, very much unused to genuine out-of-the-blue compliments. “If you wanna make out, just say so. No need to be... ew about it.”

Travis- “You don’t take anything seriously, do you?” Travis snaps—his gaze also snaps (down, to your lips. He’s thinking about it). “Call me cute one more time and—” You know kissing him is the only way to shut him up. And so you do.

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Fluff!

How would ROs react to MC walking up to them while they are resting and nudging underneath their arm so they can snuggle up to them?

Jade/Jean- “C’mere,” J mumbles. Their expression is peaceful, serene, and they wrap both their arms around you, “So warm.” Jay hungers for your touch like a starved woman/man, they can’t have you close enough.

Uma- you snuggle up to Uma's long frame like they’re your home, and they turn around, nose against your shoulder. It feels almost like a reminder—you’re there, you’re together—but neither of you dare break the silence.

Statler- “You're like a cat. So cute,” they tease good-naturedly. Statler lifts their arm, waits as you snuggle against their side, and they wrap it around your waist. A small, pleasant sigh leaves them, “Perfect.”

Wanda- she smiles brightly as you approach, smiles even brighter when you nudge her arm. “You’re down bad, huh,” Wanda asks playfully. She gives you a little nonchalant shrug, “So am I.”

Kai- They flip the tables so quickly that you barely have time to blink. As they shift you and themself, you find yourself lying on your back— with Kai on top of you, head leaning on your chest, giving you a little smirk. “You wanted my attention? You got it, gorgeous.”

Travis- With a little resigned sigh, Travis asks, “What are you doing?” No matter what you say, he’s not going to be satisfied. “You know I don’t— Ugh. Fine. Stop looking at me like that.”

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How RO reacts if they accidentally find an engagement ring hidden in MC's things and they deduce that MC is going to propose to them?

Jade/Jean- “huh,” J looks the ring over. They hide it again, pretending their little accidental encounter has never happened. As they walk away—what most would refer to as sulking—they grumble, “Beat me to it.”

Uma- in the heat of the moment, Uma forgets all logical reservations—as well as their personal bias against marriage. The ‘fuck yes’ almost rolls off Uma’s tongue. They impulsively clutch the ring a little tighter, the two of you need to talk.

Statler- wordlessly, Statler looks the ring over, wide eyes full of wonder and love—and tears. There’s nowhere to hide the flow of emotions threatening to spill, and Statler cries. They abandon whatever task they are doing, seeking you out, feeling like their feet are floating. Waiting on such a thing is not an option.

Wanda- curses—happy curses, in English and Spanish—fall from Wanda's lips. She performs a celebration in the form of a small dance, trying on the ring and watching it sparkle in the light. Reluctantly, Wanda hides the ring again, though she knows pretending she doesn't know will be an impossible task.

Kai- “Oh shit,” they mumble, “oh, fuck.” Kai hides the ring again—like it means hiding their problems, like they can ignore the entire situation—wondering whether they’ve enough time to get a flight to... how far away is far enough?

Travis- there's a hint of panic squeezing Travis' throat. Has he never ever told you that marriage is just... no? He pockets the ring, thinking over how to broach the subject and come to some sort of agreement.