Craig: Can I take a gander at your asshole?
Tweek: Clyde!
Clyde: What
Tweek: He’s right here
Craig: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!
Tweek: CRAIG YOU DUMBASS HE’S OUR SON
Craig: I THOUGHT WE JUST ADOPTED TOKEN
Token: I ADOPTED CRAIG THO
Clyde: AND I MARRIED TOKEN
Kenny: I adopted Tweek a week ago too!
Butter: I’m getting married to Kenny next week
Stan: I’m married to Kyle and Wendy
Wendy: And I adopted Butters!
Cartman: What the Fuck
Kyle: FATASS WE’RE PLAYING HOUSE
Cartman: I KNOW THAT JEW IT’S JUST THAT I ADOPTED BUTTERS BY MISTAKE
Kyle: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MISTAKE
Wendy: YOU ARE NOT TAKING MY SON
Cartman: LEGALLY HE’S MY SON SO BACK OFF
Butters: Eric, you aren’t my dad. Wendy, Kyle, and Stan are my parents.
Cartman: *cries*
Stan, Kyle, and Wendy: *hugs their son*
Sorry it’s so long
