#stephen walker

[lukreziaaa]

"My team? Let me tell you about my team."

[youbutstupid]

-A Job That Slowly Kills You-

-Bruises That Won’t Heal-

[glassesprentiss]

so i asked my friend (who has never watched criminal minds) to make assumptions about the characters based on pictures of them and here's what she had to say:

[fostershyperfixator]

JJ: Hi, I’m SSSA Jareau and these’s are SSSA’s Prentiss, Hotch, Reid, Morgan, Greenaway, Blake, Gideon, Garcia, Rossi, Lewis, Alvez, Callahan, Walker, Todd, Seaver, and Simmons.

*everyone waves*

Local cop: S SSA?

JJ: Sufferers of Same Sex Attraction

Rossi: I quite enjoy it myself

Local Cop: aren’t you all with the Behavioral Analysis Unit

JJ: No, we’re with the NBAU: the Never Beating the Allegations Unit

[moonlitenchantress]

THE BAU TEAM FROM YOUNGEST TO OLDEST

I'm going to use how old they were in 2005, the year that the show started, regardless of the fact that some joined seasons later, to really see the age gaps between them and all that.

also I'll assume that the characters are just one year younger than the actors who played them given the fact that both Spencer (1981) and Emily (1970) are canonically a year younger that Matthew (1980) and Paget (1969). except for Penelope given the fact that in season 13 it's revealed that it's been 20 years since her parents died which would make her 38 in season 13

Spencer Reid and Ashley Seaver (age: 24)

Penelope Garcia, Kate Callahan and Matt Simmons (age 25)

Jennifer Jareau (age: 26)

Luke Alvez (age: 29)

Stephen Walker (age: 31)

Tara Lewis (age: 32)

Elle Greenaway and Jordan Todd (age: 33)

Derek Morgan (age: 34)

Emily Prentiss (age: 35)

Alex Blake (age: 41)

Aaron Hotchner (age: 42)

Erin Strauss (age: 45)

Jason Gideon (age: 52)

David Rossi (age: 57)

[fandom-escapes]

Assclown???

[breath-and-scialla]

Garcia: Reid isn't made for prison! What if they're mean to him? What if they hurt him?

Walker: don't worry.. as long as he keeps his head down, stays quiet and doesn't antagonize anyone he should be fine

Garcia: ...

Emily: ...

JJ: ...

Garcia: oh my god they're gonna kill him

[aaronhotchnerssuit]

I’m convinced that on the paperwork to join the BAU it has ‘ You will leave here with traumatic memories’ in fine print