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Stephen Wolfram joins Automattic
https://signaldigital.net/2025/12/20/stephen-wolfram-joins-automattic/
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Computing a theory of everything
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21 of the Most Absurd Functions in the Wolfram Language
As a Hackathon Evangelist for Wolfram, I play around a lot with Wolfram Language. The language is vast, elegant and extraordinarily useful for efficient, innovative projects. Hidden within the thousands of functions that allow Wolfram Language users to make the magic that they do, are the funniest, eclectic oddball functions around. Check ‘em out:
Introducing 21 of the Most Absurd Functions in the Wolfram Language:
1. Skeleton Transform - Ever wanted to know when the skeleton pixel is its distance to the nearest background pixel? Well Wolfram Language lets you know - and we even get to use Grumpy Cat as our willing participant. Doesn’t he look the same after the transformation?
2. UpperCaseQ - Stop. Wait a minute. No way. Yes it is true. Finally, something that can solve a problem that was previously thought unsolvable - Is this letter uppercase? Yes, yes it is.
Okay I’m being a little too mean, this function might actually do something cool. Below is the letters of every language in existence that neither qualify as Uppercase nor Lowercase.
3. MeanFilter - Can we please bring grumpy cat back already?! MeanFilter,
34 of the Most Useful Programming Functions ever
As an avid hacker and participant in collegiate hackathons, I am always thinking about projects that I can build quickly and efficiently while still being unique. Whether you’re a master of 15 programming languages or just printed out your first “Hello, World!”, these functions in the Wolfram Language are going to make your life incredibly easy on your next project. What’s more, they will give you 100 ideas to create something that you never thought you could do in so few lines of code.
*To view and play with the code pictured below please Go Here*
Introducing 34 of the Most Useful Programming Functions ever:
1. PersonData - Thousands of people that are stored and real time updated. Click “Ctrl =” to enter in a name like “Elon”, “Musk” or “Tesla CEO” and Wolfram will interpret your string and attach it to the Entity it thinks fits your description best. Follow it with a property like “NetWorth” to learn more. A full list of properties can be found with PersonData[”Properties”]
2. DictionaryLookup - Access any dictionary in any language and look up any set of words. My search for “max ~~ ___” is for all words that start with “max” and end with anything!
3. Interpreter["EmailAddress"] - Create a rule that interprets whether an e-mail address is correct. Interpreter can also do things like correct IP address, street address, phone number, website url, etc.
4. Word Cloud - Need to have a beautiful visualization of data? The data below is a key-value word list of countries capital cities (the key) and their population (the value). Word Cloud will take a list like this and make the larger values show up bigger. No surprise that India and China have the most people. Can you spot the USA?
5. GeoGraphics - Okay GeoGraphics is awesome but takes a second to process. We can beautifully display any information about geography here. Ignore most of the gibberish and watch how I’ve put the flags of every country in Asia masked on top of its landmass! In this code snippet I saved flags as a list just like in Word Cloud but my key-value pairs here are Country entities (keys) and flag images (values).
*if you’re curious about the nuances of this - #1 = Asian Country Entity #2 = Flag Entity and @@@ means apply a function to the flags list which swaps out #1,#2 for each list value
6. ImageCollage - Take all the Oil Producing countries and display their flags bigger or smaller based on their population. Datasets like CountryData will recognize abbreviations like “OPEC”, “NATO” or even “G7”. In the Rule that we applied to the OPEC countries, it takes each one and ranks its flag importance (i.e. size) by population. Then we make a cute little collage of it all!
7. UniversityData - Another one of the great data sets. Look at how many cool
A Hacker’s Guide To The ̶G̶a̶l̶a̶x̶y̶ Wolfram Language:
By: Max Greenwald, with contributions from Bernat Espigule-Pons
Hey people, I am Wolfram’s new in-house consultant hacker tasked with the epic job of sharing this language with the developer/hacker community. Wolfram Language has so many built in functions that it can seem overwhelming to get started. Hopefully this post/listcicle will help speed up your on-boarding process.
Lay of the land: First time opening up a Wolfram Language document
Wolfram Language (WL) is a language unlike any other. It’s a terminal, live editor, compiler, and testing environment all in one!
If you don’t have a Wolfram Programming Cloud account, you can get a free one to play around with here: https://programming.wolframcloud.com/app/
WL files are called Notebooks, terminated by “.nb”. Open up a new one. On the right hand side of the page, click “Folder” make a new folder.
Create new files and navigate to different programs from within your program using commands like Directory[],SetDirectory[“foo”]. Click “Shift-Enter” simultaneously to execute a command. WL tries to predict what you’ll want to call next, click on the options for display. Go here. 
Hello, World! insert anything except Hello World here:
Do you really think I’m so cliché I’d ask you to write a “Hello, World!” program? You’ll want to cruise through here for a few minutes but if you want to see some cool stuff, go with natural language processing. Type “=” and then whatever you want. It should show up.
My second function call took the previous output using the “%” symbol.
Haha I just tried this and can’t believe it worked: 
Calibrate your oculus rift Wolfram Bearings:
Okay sorry now I’m just abusing my strikethrough privileges. Maybe