#steps to sleeping

[alex-butch-thembo]

Going to bed

Step 1: Lay down on bed

Step 2: get comfy with blankets

Step 3: realize you forgot to turn off the light

Step 4: contemplate life while putting off getting up out of your warm blankets

Step 5: realize you won’t sleep with the lights on, or be comfortable

Step 6: quickly shut off the light

Step 7: realize it’s too dark to get to your bed without stubbing your toe

Step 8: carefully walk and feel around for your bed

Step 9: stub your toe anyway

Step 10: get to bed and get comfy again

Anyway... that’s my life