#stevie talks

[strange-quark-frog]

Tumblr! You get to name the snails of my new aquarium.

Now seeing as there's no way I'm gonna keep track of every snail, I'm gonna be treating them like a hive mind. So please give me your best snail hive mind name. Here is a picture for visual snail representation:

[fatelosingitspatience]

this is insane, man

[stevemcqueencheese]

Currently on another House rewatch with my mom, and we both burst out laughing at the translation of Chase's "Yo mama" joke in s3ep2

In the German version he says:

"Deine mama is so fett, wenn sie am Strand liegt, versucht Greenpeace sie wieder ins Wasser zu rollen!"

Which basically translates to:

"Yo mama is so fat, when she's lying on the beach, Greenpeace tries to roll her back into the water!"

And ngl I think that joke is actually better than the original lmaoo

[usmsgutterson]

watching criminal minds and i’m at the halfway point through season eight so,, despite what my bio says, reqs for spencer are currently open!! I have a fic i’m going to post tonight as well (tonight as in within the next hour) but I want more recs to work with for him lol

[apprenticestanheight]

provided I can get my ass in gear, there will be an adam stanheight smut fic out by tonight!! I woke up super late today (in the afternoon which is not commonplace for me lately) but I am determined to do some self care and then write until my eyes get heavy so theres hope for me yet yay!!

[spicypoop]

updating my age on my bio every year since i was like 13 is crazy now that I'm 26, like I've been on this site for half my life

[stevieshelby]

Happy Easter to you all ❤️ And to those who don't celebrate it, Happy Sunday!!! Sending you all so much love ❤️

[dcooperwrites]

me getting my 1x1 muse page together is a 2019 mood.