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New idea! Anti-Lottery! You pay for a ticket with numbers and letters on it and if you win you get your entire life savings taken away! Anti-Lottery!

Where did he come from? 👀

Where did he go? 🏃

Y’all ever just say “thank you” a couple seconds after you sneeze to freak out any ghosts that may have said “bless you”?

Despite the common misconception, WLW actually stands for Worms Love Worms

You know what? FUCK IT. When I die, spread my ashes in an abandoned Denny’s parking lot 😤✌️

Your imaginary friends were your first oc’s

“You millennials are so addicted to your stupid phones! You couldn’t even go a day without it!”

ALRIGHT then KATHY. Let’s see YOU even try to go an HOUR without your stupid CIGARETTES.

TRY ME BITCH, I HAVE TIME

It so weird how when you think you’ll jinx yourself so you knock on wood that... it actually works...

I’ve never jinxed myself after I’ve knocked on wood before...

..Y’all......

#stfu dw