#stilettobandit

[elizabeth-stonem]

Alaric Saltzman :)

fight me alex!

Give me a character and I will answer:

Why I like them: i don’t

Why I don’t: he’s breathing and taking up screen time for my faves

Favorite episode (scene if movie): the one he died

Favorite season/movie: the one he wasn’t there for

Favorite line: I don’t like to think of him speaking

Favorite outfit: a coffin

OTP: when he was tolerable I shipped him with jenna now i ship him with death

Brotp: elaric elena is the only female he cares about and he was always inappropriately involved with her relationships 

Head Canon: he’s still dead and I’ve been having a terrible nightmare 

Unpopular opinion: the sleeping curse should have tied he and Elena’s lives

A wish: that the sleeping beauty curse can transfer to alaric

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: that he knocks up one of my favorite characters oh wait!

5 words to best describe them: rat, dusty rat, ungrateful, flop, *clears throat* RAT

My nickname for them: Ashy Saltzman 

[isys777]

A different shipping meme: Harry Potter

Brosky every time I reblog those type of things I never expect anyone to actually do it so WHAT A NICE SURPRISE FROM MY WIFEY

lowkey otp: Dramione (This is literally because of the people on my dash) And Dean/Seamus

highkey notp: Anything with a student/Snape seriously shoot me with a pistol or perform the cruciatus curse I fucking hate those and besides that SNAPE AND LILY AND I WILL SHOUT IT TO THE HEAVENS FIGHT ME

[softly] don’t notp: Hermione and Harry. I don’t really mind them, and I understand people who ship them, but... idk. I liked them before I reread the books years after the first time I read the series. Some of the shippers bother me. I don’t like it when they don’t see Ron’s worth.

highkey otp but i’m scared of saying it because it’s not a very popular choice: Eh…. I’m not scared of saying it but I guess Blaise and Ginny? Oh wait, so I have this weird fascination with James and Sirius? I’ve never read ff for them or anything but idk… I love James and Lily but… yeah idk

highkey otp and anyone on my tumblr knows it: HINNY HARRY AND GINNY FUCK WITH ME

[bonneibennett]

Hey Nisha, I wanna make sure I understand the Bamon tag party correctly. There's no specific date for everyone to post is there? We just post whenever?

That’s correct! Sooner is probably better, but anytime today or tomorrow would be great! I’m gonna be posting mine tonight on tumblr, and we’ve already been filling the tag on twitter since yesterday :)

[irishfino]

FIGHT ME

DRAGONBALL Z FIGHT MUSIC

[bonneibennett]

stilettobandit replied to your post “daphysmilez replied to your photo “Bamon AU | Fem!Damon I don’t know...”

Wow, are people seriously up in arms about genderbent Damon? Honestly this lowkey reeks of homophobia because it's still Bamon, fem or not.

I’ve seen WAY more people excited about it than upset about it, but you know it takes a minute for folks to reach that threshold of “oh ok i need to say something about the feelings im feeling.” Disappointing though, yeah.

[isys777]

Happy birthday beautiful!!! 😘😘😘

THANK YOU SO MUCH stilettobandit

[bellamyblakesrifle]

Ashley

Hmmm, I’ve known a few Ashleys in my day! I’ll go with the most recent one I’ve met this time, haha. We met in a really boring anthropology class last semester, lol - well, it wasn’t boring, but the prof was brutal!!! I normally like him but omg this class was awful. Anyways, we ended up being in a couple classes together so we sat with each other and became friends!! She’s actually a blackbelt (or yellow?? I can’t remember) and she’s really into martial arts and anime!Put aname in my ask and I’ll talk about someone I know/once knew with that name!

[medschoolash]

Congrats on getting your degree, Ashley!!! I'm so proud of you *Drake voice*

AWW THANK BAEEEEE!!!