Darlene Alderson is not a name you will hear in the mainstream media. It is not even a name you will find online. You certainly won’t hear about dol0res_h4z3 on the news but there’s enough chatter in the IRCs—that bitch?? she doxxed me a few weeks ago. she hacked my twitter account and i haven’t figured out how to get it to stop posting the same tiktok every few hours. she said she would fuck my mom if i didn’t give her access to my IRC and tbh i believe it. dol0res_h4z3 is a bit of an enigma herself. Now fsociety, nearly everyone has heard of the “notorious” hacker group, but the only face attached to that name is that of a cheap, plastic mask from an obscure film that four people total have even heard of. Darlene Alderson might as well not exist.
Now, she has not had a chance to wipe her information from the FBIs database. Hacking the FBI, while possible, and while she’s done it before, is no small feat, and Darlene isn’t trying to get back on their radar. They hold onto her secrets for now. Until Darlene deems it safe enough to erase all the knowledge she holds from their databases as well. Few people are in the business of hacking the FBI anyway. She’s not content with the fact that they have all this information in their hands, but at least the access to that information is fairly limited.
A select few do have the time and the resources to retrieve FBI files, and he’s currently sitting on the other side of a coffee shop table that Darlene works from.
@stillhavespots asked : i’ve read a lot about you. [ ... ]
A few observations right off the bat. There’s the obvious—dark, fluffy and tastefully messy hair, he puts effort into the effortless aesthetic. Large glasses frames to give off the illusion of, what?? Innocence?? Intelligence?? Or is it nothing more than a fashion statement?? She hardly doubts it’s the latter and there will be time for her to poke fun at his sweater vest at a later time. British. Most importantly, he’s either in a position where the FBI will give him information, or he’s smart enough to retrieve the information himself.
And he does have that information. He sent her the screenshots. She’s almost annoyed that this is the person she’s been talking to over the past few weeks. This is the person who scoured through the FBIs database, found the records they had on her, and was dedicated enough to find her handle. Were they in high school, Darlene would have stolen his lunch money.
She closes her mouth and a brow arches. Her hands move from her keyboard and rest in her lap. A smirk touches her lips. Legs are crossed beneath the table and she bounces a foot up and down. “Find anything interesting?? I can only imagine what the behavioral section said.” She emits a short chuckle and tosses a stray lock of hair over her shoulder. “Patient presents as irritable and with a sour demeanor. She cursed at the writer several times. Just the absolute most vile of tempers. A real cunt. To this day, the Catholic Church wants her burned at the stake.” She locks eyes with the man now and her smile vanishes. “Let’s cut to the chase. What do you want from me?? Why did you send me screenshots of the dirt the FBI has on me?? I’m flattered that you went through all the trouble, but why??”
