#stillson updates

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Greetings. This is Subway Boss Ingo.

I finally managed to get a clear image of the… thing…. that Emmet and I have created.

It looks like a mix of the two of us, but half of it is completely monochrome, and the other half is this solid silhouette of ugly magenta.

He is currently taking refuge in our basement. We are unsure if he can be safely brought outside.

He just... stands there. He does not move. He does not speak. All he does is stand with his arms stretched out, blankly staring at anything in front of him. We haven't attempted to move him because we do not know if it is safe.

-Ingo

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What songs can he play on the guitar, if any? I'm sleepy and need a lullaby.

Hello! He plays his own song which is just random chords and random strumming while occasionally pausing to scream his name very loudly. Enjoy your lullaby because it keeps us awake. -Emmet

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Does Stillson eat at all? If so, what's his favorite food? For future reference...

Hello! He does indeed eat as we have observed him to eat many things whether edible or not! So far we have noticed his favorite seems to be miltank burger's iconic tank burger, with the wrapper still on! Thank you!

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Does Stillson like Christmas? Does he have any thoughts on it at all?

Hello! This year will be his first time celebrating Christmas. We don't really seem to know what his opinion of it is but we will try to find a present that he might like. The only is we do not quite know what he likes. -Emmet

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your basement looks like something from a horror game

Sorry about that! We have not cleaned it in a long while! We'd love to get around to it someday but Stillson is there now! -Emmet

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Hello! I am Emmet! I am a subway boss! Me and Ingo have created this blog to keep updates on Stillson! He is our triplet that we've created! He lives in the basement! We will not be explaining anymore than that at the moment! Thank you! -Emmet

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Hello passengers! Stillson update!...sorta! We are verrry sorry for our inactivity! Stillson, as you could probably tell, got a hold of our account and changed the password! We do not know how he did that when he physically has no way of exiting the basement so our assuming is that he did it psychically. Not only that but everytime we thought we had figured it out he would manage to change it almost last second. Luckily we have finally gotten the chance to change it back but also we cannot find Stillson! He has completely disappeared from the basement. We are scared. Please contact us if you see him. Thank you! -Subway Boss Emmet

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Stillson update! He has somehow acquired a guitar now. He will not shut up. -Emmet