Lady Mage Edition! Morrigan, Flemeth, purple mage f!Hawke, Bethany Hawke, Merrill, Vivienne
my gay ass can’t handle this many lovely women in one ask... (fans self)
Push off a cliff: flemeth. sorry, mythal, i know you’ve had a pretty crappy time but you were also.. horrible.. to morrigan, and also you can turn into a dragon and be fine, so. down you go.
Kiss: bethany! but like on the cheek tho. i’m way too old for her.
Marry: as morrigan is tragically heterosexual, i will go with merrill. she’s so cute and we’d have so much fun together and also i would love my elf wife to the ends of the earth.
Set on Fire: f!hawke because i think she’d take it best honestly, especially if she was purple or blue.
Wrap a Blanket around: vivienne. she might disintegrate me with a look for sheer audacity, but i love her and just want her to be happy. as a lady poc and a mage she’s got a fucking uphill battle no matter what she does, and i just want to take care of her. even though she doesn’t need it.
Be Roommates with: morrigan. there is a woman who understands and respects when you need your space. tho if she turned into a giant spider when she was mad at me i’d straight up die so.... gotta stay on her good side...