Oct 6, 2025
Helluva Boss but with vine quotes. Staring Stolas working at IMP.
Stolas: "We actually have the chip reader now."
Sinner (client): *Uses a potato chip on machine.
Stolas: "Oh, it's not gonna work that kind of chip-"
The machine: "Transaction complete."
Stolas: *Visible confusion.
#helluva boss#shitpost#vine quote#Stolas#Stolas at imp#thought of this in the car on the way home from class today#imagining the absolute confusion on Stolas's face is fucking hilarious#especially while he's watching the sinner using a fucking potato chip... ON A CARD CHIP READING DEVICE#AND IT WORKS#Blitzø would be laughing his ass off while Stolas tells him all about it#then he'll be completely confused once he realizes his bird roommate is actually serious#like jjj in that one Spider Man movie#the *laughs then ask “you're serious?* scene