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I would like to store several broken down car parts.

@driving-school-official

Sure! Word of warning, there has been reports of a metal muncher nearby, but I’m sure that is fine!

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oh shit

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Let’s all say goodbye to duck with muscle legs! No one wanted it, I’m just immensely terrified and am pretty sure it is alive and following me. So I’m throwing it in the bin

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I'd like to send in an entire post office. Why? I don't know, my boss told me to..

the funny thing is, people sending post offices is a really common occurrence! I actually have a pile of post offices! Sometimes I search them for forgotten packages. I’ll happily take it in and place it with the others! Anything fragile in it?

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I JUST NEEDED THE FUCKING IMAGE STOP SUGGESTING I BUY THESE PLEASE

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You know, you’d think this is a chill job. But it’s not! I’m sure being a regular storage worker is fine, but you understand what I deal with on the daily!?!?!?

Just earlier today, some eldritch being left an orb I’m not allowed to look at lest I go insane, do you know how hard it is to put that somewhere safe???

That doesn’t even break the top 100 of the most insane shit sent here by the way. But pay’s over minimum wage, so, you know.

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Here, have my fr- TRINKET. Soren!

Wait

am I being sold…?

[Soren would then start crying.]

Ah, don’t worry, Soren! Ivor isn’t the first person to think of this. Here, we’ve got an entire sector of 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓮𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮™ set up to house people!

Rent is 500,000 diamonds a month.

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OOC: thinking of adding lore to this blog, seems fun idk, I think there’s a lot I can do with an infinite warehouse type deal