#storiesaboutme

[helalipop]

That time I was extra at work and none of my coworkers batted an eye 🙃 . . . 📸: a gracious coworker (supervised by my manager who insisted that I needed a bow) #Batman #hijabi #uglysweater #bestsweater #storiesaboutme https://www.instagram.com/p/BrcDs1ljax0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bg20wk0f0nrf

[helalipop]

That time I was extra at work and none of my coworkers batted an eye 🙃 . . . 📸: a gracious coworker (supervised by my manager who insisted that I needed a bow) #Batman #hijabi #uglysweater #bestsweater #storiesaboutme https://www.instagram.com/p/BrcDGwyjP_W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f4dglo8tjl16

[loveandlasers]

We All Have Them

Bonnie (while cleaning her room): "That goes in the 'Random Crap' box." Me: "Verily, thou art my child."

[loveandlasers]

Not quite.

Today I saw an awesome little girl in the grocery store with a skull pirate patch on her eye and I thought, “Yarr! How awesome is her mom that she got her a pirate patch instead of a plain one!” And then I realized that the girl might not have microphthalmia or even be therapy patching for strabismus. And I thought, “Well, that took the wind out of my sails”. And then I started giggling because that pirate pun/joke was freaking mom-joke-hilarious.

[mingykingyeggytoast]

I'm that type of person who would be headbanging to church hymns. Not to be disrespectful, but to really set the mood of "YEAH, JESUS! "

[aboutdotme-blog]

What A 'Win' Looks Like to a Firefighter http://blog.about.me/2013/11/12/what-a-win-looks-like-to-a-firefighter/

[aboutdotme-blog]

Becoming A Professional Stunt Actor by Jonny Caines http://blog.about.me/2013/11/05/becoming-a-professional-stunt-actor

[aboutdotme-blog]

How I Became a Horror Journalist by Andrea Subissati 

http://blog.about.me/2013/10/29/how-i-became-a-horror-journalist/