Feb 13, 2024
Headcanons I have about random Imperials based purely on ✨vibes✨
Thrawn - Puts both hands on the walls at urinals.
Eli - Always has a bruise in the shape of someones handprint on his ass.
Faro - Sniffs babies.
Pryce - Licks the inside of crisp packets.
Kallus - Pees in the sink.
Lyste - Thinks women poop babies out their butts.
Tarkin - Can’t rotate a PDF.
Krennic - Thinks Kit Kats are chocolate bars.
Ronan - Won’t shut up about his favourite podcast.
Deyja - His Doctor says he can’t have engery drinks anymore.
Gideon - Has never been to McDonalds and wants everyone to know it.
Yularen - Lactose intolerant (and deeply ashamed of this).
Dobbs - Doesn’t understand punctuation so always uses commas,
Enoch - Don’t bully him, he’ll cum.