#straightuphellion

[fangedfirecracker]

//i saw that and was totally confused, but at least it looked like she was using her claws in the later panels?

And fangs. The writer has acknowledged he wanted to have fun with a vampire in space and marvel execs have expressed to previous writers that they weren't allowed to undo her vampirism. And I am hella down with her being both a mutant and a vampire. Hell it happens in the future, BUT I WANT A GOD DAMN EXPLANATION FOR IT.

[interdimensional-kickerofbutt]

"They got my dick message!" //ahahaaa

"You know SHIELD's probably gonna kill you when they realize it was you, right?" America deadpanned arching an eyebrow.

[actslikeeverybodysdad-blog]

"You just want to suck the joy out of everything!"

"I am yer teacher. Yer leader. Not yer goddamn friend. Remember that."

[fangedfirecracker]

★ //for the lols

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[x] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Um no.

[x] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[] YES.

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my v

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[] No.

[x] You already did.

[thebetrayedarchive-blog]

╰☆╮ //oops. he totes does. lmfao

careful where you swing that thought, Keller. *smirky smirk*

[clonethis]

straightuphellion liked your post:sooo uh like for a starter?

Lame!

[thebetrayedarchive-blog]

"Why are you getting so mad?"

I'm not mad. I am the farthest thing from mad. *she says while smoke is figuratively coming from her ears*