A Short (Unserious) Analysis of Steve and Robin in the Reunion Scene
Robin: Oh hey someone ordered pizza
Steve: Thank god, I’m starving
Robin: Is it just me or are there a lot of delivery drivers in that van
Steve: No there’s definitely a lot of people in that van
Robin: Maybe there’s a lot of pizzas
Robin: Nope that’s not pizza
Steve: Goddammit. I’m hungry
Robin: Oh hey it’s the Byers family I thought they were in California
Steve: Ah fuck it’s Mike. As if this week couldn’t get any worse
Robin: Dude Nancy thought he was dead c’mon
Steve: I wish he was dead
Robin: Shit everyone’s running towards them
Steve: Should we walk over too? Yeah we should
Robin: Stick with the crowd and all that
Steve: Surely there’s someone to say hi to
(offscreen)
Steve: Fuckkkk... just remembered nobody gives a fuck about us
Robin: Let’s just say hi to that random dude no one is talking to
Steve: You're so right. Hi random dude.
Argyle: Oh hey dudes
Steve: It’s okay nobody missed us either
Steve: Well that was awkward let’s just turn around and walk back to the car. I was kinda hoping Jonathan would say hi but I guess not
Robin: You did kinda confess your love to his girlfriend
Steve: I would’ve confessed my love to him too if he were here
Robin: Alright buddy let’s get you outta here
Steve: Can we get pizza
Robin: Sure thing bud
Steve: Why doesn’t Jonathan want to hug me :(
Robin: Not the time man
Steve: I missed him too :(
Robin: Steve please people are dead
