#streetadvice

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:: San Francisco these days (Pick Up Your Needles!) #streetphotography #sfgraffiti #streetadvice #sanfrancisco #iphonephotography (at San Francisco, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrGPfVbF0C6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c5fxr3tsaiyo

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:: Give In To Temptation #pressbutton #temptation #graffiti #wordsofwisdom #streetadvice (at Oakland, California)

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Water your garden. #streetadvice (at East Village, Manhattan)

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What do you do if a boy likes you, but doesn't seem to want to commit to a relationship?

You don't do anything.

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Who should pay for the first date?

Dinner: The initiator should pay.

Concert: The initiator.

Movie: Rob a bank, use the money to pay for the movie tix. Put the excess money away in a college fund for your future children.

Picnic: You kill another picnic-ing couple and steal their food. Duh. That's why you always pack a saw in your picnic basket.

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How would a guy go about telling a girl he likes her?

So, if you write a girl a letter, and you put a handkerchief in it, but you throw up or sneeze into it, it's like telling her "you can have all of me: The good parts and the bad." 

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When is the best time for your significant other to meet your parents?

January 9th.

Because it's nine days after December 31st, so you have time to get over your New Year's hangover.

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How do you respond if someone tells you you're "footloose and fancy free"?

1. You sing the soundtrack to 'Footloose'

2. (Only applies to flirtatious bums:)

Give them $2 and a handshake or make out with them because you have no money to give