send a ship and I’ll tell you who:
gives nose/forehead kisses: Geralt is really affectionate when it comes down to it. He gives the nose and forehead kisses. She’s not so affectionate? She’s comfortable around him, she’ll snuggle him and cuddle him. But, she reserves all the kind of real soppy affection for after sex, or when she’s really tired, or drunk.
gets jealous the most: Geralt, hands down, I mean Aurea really has no time for jealously. Seriously, why bother getting jealous when he’s already hers? Good, let them be the jealous ones.
picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Aurea picks up Geralt when he’s too drunk to drive, in fact, she often has to persuade him to let her drive him home. God'dammit, stop being so stubborn – all she wants to do is take care of you for once. She looks after children, she’s good at this sorta thing.
takes care of on sick days: Aurea, again – though Geralt tries – Aurea is stubborn and works through her illness anyway. She’s a work-a-holic, but she won’t let Geralt leave the sofa or bed when he’s ill. It’s a weird life being her guy.
drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Aurea! But, I don’t think Geralt complains too much? Unless, he has to work and she’s dragged him there anyway and he’s sitting there huffing away. Aurea has a child-like innocence to her regardless of being a Pokemon Professor, and an oldie. :/
gives unprompted massages: Aurea, again, because Geralt’s usually the stressed out one. She’s far too busy working, or having her mind on work, to be stressed. She takes it in her stride (just too much… girl you need to relax).
drives/rides shotgun: They both want to drive… Aurea usually gets her way. She’s very persuasive. Especally if it’s her jeep. No one drives her baby but her. His truck? Well, she has a habit of tryyyingg to.
brings the other lunch at work: Aurea. She orders in half the time because of how busy she is – but she has been known to surprise Geralt with lunch – because he forgets otherwise.
has the better parental relationship: Aurea, she and her father are amazing together – although a bit eccentric to a degree. Geralt’s parents aren’t in the picture - so yeah, Aurea has the better parental relationship. If this is meant to be who has the better relationship with their children? Well, have you seen Geralt with Ciri?
tries to start role-playing in bed: Neither. They’re not into that sorta thing.
embarrassingly drunk dancer: Geralt. Hands down. Have you seen him drunk???
still cries watching titanic: Aurea. It’s Titanic!
firmly believes in couples costumes: Neither. Too embarrassing and corny. Neither of them are into that.
breaks the expensive gift rule during christmas: If they have a rule set then neither breaks the rules. There’s so much they can do for each other, and to each other, that doesn’t cost money (or too much money).
makes the other eat breakfast: Geralt. Aurea’s up working so late that she is the last to go to sleep – so he makes her breakfast in the morning (and wakes her up so early in revenge for it at the same time.) They love each other really.
remembers anniversaries: Aurea. Geralt is horrible at this sort of thing. She is never a happy camper when it comes to this, seriously, don’t try and talk to her on the day of their anniversary because she’s gonna be bitter that he forgot again.
brings up having kids: Aurea. Even if they can’t have their own biological children, she would be up for adopting – he had already done that with Ciri (sort of) so she knows how good a father he is, and she isn’t getting any younger, and she’s mentored so many children in her profession. She thinks she has mother material in her.