#stuff my face

[mysteryincoutofcontext]

This is an all time favorite screenshot of mine. I want a friendship like this.

[executee]

[drrockbell]

FMA Back to School Headcanons - Routines

(Assuming they’re all in dorms)

Edward

Morning

Wakes up one hour before class, but is a NIGHTMARE to be around

Brushes teeth in the shower

Only braids his hair to hide the morning frizz and knots

Literally just pulls on the same hoodie and jeans/sweatpants from the day before

Carries cold leftovers with him and eats on his way to class

Mutters ‘fuck’ and ‘shit’ at literally everything

Night

Can’t even fall asleep early because of all catnaps he took that day

Starts homework at 2am then proceeds to bitch about the amount of work assigned

NEVER remembers to brush his teeth

Eats way too much before actually falling asleep which is why he feels so terrible the next day

Either sleeps with all his clothes on or in his boxers. No pajamas for this guy

Alphonse

Morning

Hits the snooze button once

Spends 10 minutes in front of the mirror flipping his hair and posing

Updates his Snapchat with whatever fancy breakfast he made or bought

Drinks an entire glass of milk (sick🤢)

Always unties his shoes and ties them again instead of just slipping them back on

Walks to class instead of taking the shuttle (always regrets it because of the sweat)

Night

Finished all his homework and errands hours ago of course

Has a whole routine regarding facial wash, moisturizer, and foot creams

Either falls asleep around 9 or fucks around until 3. No in between

Always forgets dinner until he actually lays down. He makes a lot of noise in the kitchen

Swears he’s done looking at his phone, but as soon as it lights up, it’s all over

Winry

Morning

Hits that snooze 15 times, then freaks out when she only has 10 minutes to run to class. Swears she won’t do it again (lie)

On the days she does get up on time, she puts effort in her outfits and hair.

90% of the time it’s a sweater, legging, bun combo. (It’s Ed’s sweater btw)

Her stomach does not work in the morning. She never eats breakfast and is dying by 4pm.

Looks like she’s about to have a breakdown one hour after waking up.

Night

Because she didn’t eat for hours, she buys any fast food combo at 4pm, stuffs her face, an can’t physically move afterwards. This is all she eats. Every. Single. Day.

Binges on The Office and YouTube channels while doing homework

Is knocked out after 7. It’s more like a bunch of naps that turn into actual sleep. She wakes up at 3am fully energized and does the most random stuff until 5 where she goes back to bed (hence why she feels so awful every morning)

The morning is the only time she actually takes care of herself as far as showers and hair care goes

Ling

Morning

Does not get up until it is literally too late

Still gets fast food anyway

Just stands in the shower doing nothing

Falls back asleep on the shuttle

Always whining his class is too early (your first class is at 11am dude wtf)

Carries a blanket with him

Perks up as soon as he sees his friends

Confidently walks in with the food that made him extra late

Night

This guys just does not do his homework unless it’s 30 minutes before class (Ed is actually doing better)

Has 3 lunches and a big dinner

Sleep schedule is such a mystery. At night, he still posts on social media, he’s never in his room. The only thing anyone knows for sure is that he’s struggling to wake up at 10am

Lanfan

Morning

Huge nightmare to be around

She does make an effort in clothes and hair though

Never eats breakfast. Just chews on energy bars between classes

Always has that headache and morning sickness due to 8am classes

Downing that Starbucks coffee which only raises her heart rate. She’s still tired as hell

Night

Complete facial wash, moisturizer, hair oiling, and stretching routine one hour before she goes to bed

Already had her homework done, but keeps thinking she’s missing something

Forgets dinner. Literally eats slices of bread while trying to sleep

Takes 50 positions to actually fall asleep. She can’t stop looking at the alarm clock and getting pissed because she has to wake up in six hours

Mei

Morning

Hits snooze 8 times but ends up waking up 2 hours before class anyways

Absolutely terrifying in the morning. Snaps at everybody, then calms down when someone buys her breakfast (it’s Al)

Only one in the group to put on makeup and prepare an outfit

Makes that “what’s up sleepy head” joke even though she also has terrible morning behavior

Snapchat’s the entire shuttle ride to class

Night

Has a complete spa day every night

Makes a certain someone massage her shoulders

No dinner. Just whatever sweet stuff she has

Realizes she did not do any homework right when she goes to bed

Falls asleep at 9, wakes back up again at 11, snacks, goes back to sleep. Repeat

Sleep walks during the rem cycle

[muddledvibes]

Happy thanksgiving, friends 💕

[vaapadataru]

Me when left alone for 10 seconds with garlic bread.

[the-imperfect-therapist]

When I only have ten minute breaks in between a full day of sessions

Eating lunch and snacks look like:

[belle-and-bowties]

Seems about right.