#stupidcryptozooid

[stupidcryptozooid]

I love just doodling around without thinking much about anatomy and all of that

[stupidcryptozooid]

Masterlist ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵) ࣪

𑣲number of works: 12 𑣲fandoms (since it was last updated): Hellsing, Asterix et Obelix 𑣲last time the list was updated: 08/01/2026 𑣲keys: - ☀️ - fluff/not explicit or sexual implications - ⛈ - angst - 🍋‍🟩 - lime (explicit content, but no sex) - 🍋 - nsfw/lemon (has sex) - 🍊 - orange (has some sexual implication, but not explicit)

Hellsing

ᯓ★Integra Hellsing

Gift [Seras Victoria x Integra Hellsing/ Sertegra (Oneshot)] ☀️

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

Integra and Werewolf!Reader ☀️

ᯓ★Seras Victoria

Seras Romantic Headcanons ☀️

Gift [Seras Victoria x Integra Hellsing/ Sertegra (Oneshot)] ☀️

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

ᯓ★Walter C. Dornez

Whitethorn [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Lime)] ☀️🍋‍🟩

Lilies [Walter C. Dornez x Vampire!Reader (Oneshot)] ⛈

Drive [Walter C. Dornez X Reader (Oneshot)] ☀️

Battle [Jericho x Walter C. Dornez (Oneshot)] 🍊

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

Think [Walter C. Dornez x Reader (Oneshot/Lime)]🍋‍🟩

Other Random Walter Romantic Headcanons ☀️ 🍊

ᯓ★Alucard

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

Rye [Alucard x Old!Archivist!Reader (Oneshot)] ☀️

ᯓ★Peter Fargason

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

ᯓ★Alexander Anderson

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

ᯓ★Enrico Maxwell

Hellsing characters with a kind Reader who has a calming presence and is a great manipulator ☀️

Asterix et Obelix

ᯓ★Asterix

Asterix Relationship Headcanons ☀️

[stupidcryptozooid]

I think one of the funniest things about me is that people in real life think I am a lesbian, and online, straight. I am bi. Close enough. But I die of laughter anyways whenever this topic is brought up.

Like…bi people don’t exist. I don’t exist. There only two extremes. In reality I am a vampire, trust.

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Random thing I drew while stressed

Didn't give them names

Just a nice sketch

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Random thing

But I will never forget that time when I was 13 and entered one of those online chat things. One of those Omegle copies if I remember correctly.

Met a guy from the USA, and in the spam of maybe 5 minutes at best, he cursed at me for not showing my face, praised Romania, insulted me and then left. In that order.

I only sent 2 messages and waved my hand to greet him.

Crazy times man

Crazy times